2026 resolutions? It's more like stuff to do or keep doing. The word "resolution" feels like it has a lot of weight behind it. Oh he's so "resolute" about doing things- like come on bffr. Anyway, most of these aren't the best things to do in life but wtv. Peace out ✌️
Who the fuck in ChocoMucho corporation thought that the two flavors of cookie sandwiches should be chocolate (good, luscious, delicious) and white chocolate (wasps in my mouth).
Vanilla filling was just out of the goddamn question I guess.
Since it's 8pm, here are the
Official Happy Birthday Game of Repetition Rules (Uno Certified):
1. Every time someone wishes you a Happy Birthday you have to do one thing or complete one thing.
2. That thing should be easily repeatable/measurable but hard to do you should (1/3)