martianman94

Sarcastic mister know-it-all

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Wife Beaters is a wild ass phrase to describe a shirt

[` @ymmayerr]

destroying books for ai is almost literally the plot for Farenheit 451. what the FUCK are we doing

[kelli @LagunaBiotchIG]

I do wish I could’ve tried a quaalude

[lil 40oz @stillxlaughing]

Hey there Delilah hows it like in El Monte?

[derpy @derpyez]

they call me profen because i be

[martianman94 @MrRager008]

Well hopefully a haircut makes me feel better.

[NTSC-Jay @VersaceVegeta_]

White people version of the saxophones playing is Chris Benoit theme song

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I saw someone say, “No spoilers for The Odyssey.” Brother, you’ve had 3,000 years to read the book.

[martianman94 @MrRager008]

Damn want some oxtail from the Jamaican spot

[َ @gir1genius]

fuck hogwarts fuck one direction fuck peppa pig

[steph ⋆⭒˚.⋆ @justsumsexygirl]

next english person i encounter is getting their fucking ass beat

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

never going to england never eating an english muffin never even speaking english ever again

[no labels yuli⁷ is seeing bts!! @heolaholic]

FUCK ENGLAND FUCK JUNE BELLINGHAM FUCK HARRY KANE FUCK QUEEN ELIZABETH FUCK ONE DIRECTION FUCK FISH AND CHIPS FUCK WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE FUCK THE BEATLES FUCK HARRY POTTER FUCK THE BIG BEN FUCK ISAAC NEWTON FUCK TEA AND CRUMPETS FUCK ED SHEERAN FUCK WINNIE THE POOH FUCK THE CURE

[༺༻ @fvzzii]

Drunk and high at the same time, drinking champagne on the airplane like cmon fam

[Alex @MrAzul97]

Aguantó dos cabezazos, puteadas, gritos en la cara, pero nomás se tapó la boca el otro cabrón y de volada se fue a chillar con el árbitro.

Lo quiero demasiado a Santi.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Dave Sims @davesims_]

What is the deal with playing “Country Roads” after the USA World Cup victory against BIH in Santa Clara, CA? How/why did that song become a sports anthem?

[VAMOS MEXICO 🇲🇽 MUNDIAL 2026 🏆⚽️ @eltri_united]

Why the fuck should we care how Netherlands fans feel when nobody cares about how we felt when they fucked us over in 2014 🤷🏻‍♂️ Fuck them, they deserve this loss

[Justin Macmahan @JustinMacmahan]

Can someone explain why FIFA thought a 5 hour gap between matches was a good idea? I started drinking when Mexico kicked off and I can barely stay awake right now for the second half of this Korea game

[kate 🇲🇽 @m3owhaus]

one of the most backroomy places i know in california is rancho cucamonga