Ryan Bohl

Writer, dad, dog walker. Dark humor, politics, #scifi, and geopolitics. Not my dog. Published @rantmedia, @salon, @WorldPoliticsReview, @Medium

[Ryan Bohl @MrRB84]

You’re here, so why not support an indie author and buy a book? I mean, there’s lot of reasons not to. But just ignore them. https://t.co/gBSaDTJjUJ

[Ryan Bohl @MrRB84]

Iran 'inching' toward place where talks could be held: Pentagon chief https://t.co/yepgdzQUq1

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

Here are my principal conclusions:
1. Attorney General Barr has deliberately misrepresented Mueller’s report.
2. President Trump has engaged in impeachable conduct.
3. Partisanship has eroded our system of checks and balances.
4. Few members of Congress have read the report.

[junie b. jonestown @elizabethbelsky]

Starting to think that Mike Huckabee might not make it onto a Maude team this year.

[Ryan Bohl @MrRB84]

@SabriMMBlink The fact that the Cold War ends peacefully...a couple years later...makes the entire villains plot moot.

[Ryan Bohl @MrRB84]

@ABPB_1920 Geopolitical analyst (specializing in the Middle East). Yes I know that sounds made up but someone is paying me anyway. Before that a ten year teacher (international and US). History, communication, brevity, strategy - as far as I can in those. Always happy to read over an idea!

[Ryan Bohl @MrRB84]

@zochats You are a monster

[Ryan Bohl @MrRB84]

For a lot of young Americans, war is a distant hum in our daily lives, an unending public service many of us have taken up. But the 2020s and middle age are fast approaching; are we to be isolationists in our grey years? https://t.co/CgSfzzoOEH

[Erin Ewens Brown @ErinEwens]

After surviving a frosting hurricane, #STEM junkie Marley’s ‘flawless’ cupcake invention goes bonkers and sends her across the globe to Madagascar w/her sassy ‘lil sister.

Oooo, girl, you’d better figure out how to get home before Mama finds out! #PitMad #OWN #POC #CB #Series

[Fred Tippett II @Fred_Flinstone8]

I AM NUMBER FOUR x GET OUT: Isolated in a small town in upstate New York, Thomas Grant finds himself in the midst of a conspiracy of black magic and murder. Thomas is about to discover that he alone stands between humanity and an ancient, demonic force. #pitmad #YA #POC #F

[208Poolside🥑📚🥂🎾🎭 @AimeeTruchan]

#Pitmad #A #WF Surrounded by perverts, misogynists and illicit affairs - are the luxurious perks of Michelle’s dream job worth its daily indignities?

[Shannon “STRONGER AT THE SEAMS" Stocker @ShannonStocker_]

THE GIRL WHO RHYMED is thrown for a loop when the queen commands she must never rhyme again. Together, the girl and her unruly dog convince the queen to cancel her decree in the unlikeliest of ways.
GINNIE LOUISE & THE SCHOOL SHOWDOWN w/ classic fairy tale feel.
#Pitmad #PB #HA

[Emily M. Bailey @EmilyMBailey1]

When Free-spirited Sol finds a box he’s thrilled with what’s inside until box after box he’s told to confirm to the label on each box. As sol explores the boxes, he questions who he is and where he truly fits, discovering the truth that some people can’t be boxed. #pitmad #PB

[Michelle Birkette @m_birkette]

KUSHIEL’S LEGACY x NEVERNIGHT. Betrayed by her prince, Ilsabet finds herself as a spy with no master and seeks to dig out the rot she has found in her own nation’s core. #PitMad #F #A

[Ryan Bohl @MrRB84]

A millenia long war between necromancers and knights has come home to Monten Darkpaler. After the knights kill his family, he embarks on a quest of revenge and war as he unravels the mystery of his own past - while indulging his own darkness within. #NA #F #pitmad

[Ryan Bohl @MrRB84]

The Wandering Woman of Phoenix has a hole in her head from her random execution, and she’ll fill it with anyone dumb enough to answer the door. https://t.co/K9Cc6llvyz

[Ryan Bohl @MrRB84]

How could a small cult terrorize an Arizona town for a decade? The whispers are unpleasant no matter who you ask.

https://t.co/Zbr5E7ke5Y

[Ryan Bohl @MrRB84]

Being an indie writer and an Arizonan means I'm double struggling to find an interesting way to talk about where I'm from - but I'm angling for a go of it by building up the state's dark side. Please check it out at Medium!

https://t.co/k60gFDMCe6

[Ryan Bohl @MrRB84]

In 1910, Arizona’s swankiest hotel burned to the ground - with an abused worker trapped inside. That should have been the end of it, but ghosts are there to remind a place of its sins. https://t.co/gMqqefSIDF

[Ryan Bohl @MrRB84]

Dear mother, The Red Hats have run the blockade again, only to find that no nation wants to buy shitty Christian rock CDs, and so they pitched their goods into the sea. #secondcivilwarletters