Kait

wife and boy momma 🍀

[Kait @Mrs_Schultz20]

My mini💕

[Kait @Mrs_Schultz20]

Husband- “I’m gonna get this $1,500 car and I’ll give you $1,500 to do whatever with.”

*someone beats him to car*

I still get my $1,500 right?

[Kait @Mrs_Schultz20]

My husband: *typing a message* “Babe, chemicalist?.”
Me: *kinda confused* “Chemist???”

[Kait @Mrs_Schultz20]

Forgot to tell Twitter I had a baby🤪

[Kait @Mrs_Schultz20]

@AlyssaAdair12 “Do these things take off?!”
Daniel: “I don’t know how you’re making $30 an hour.”
*picture for reference*

[Kait @Mrs_Schultz20]

“Its for my blood sugar.”

“You ain’t got no blood sugar.”

[Kait @Mrs_Schultz20]

@UAFS How do i return my rented textbooks to the bookstore?

[Kait @Mrs_Schultz20]

Can’t watch tik tok when I can’t sleep anymore. My new puppy FREAKS at any weird noise.

[Kait @Mrs_Schultz20]

I understand that online is really the only way to go. But THERE IS A REASON I DIDN’T TAKE ONLINE CLASSES TO BEGIN WITH. Discussion boards are busy work, time frames are cut down because teachers believe we have all the time in the world. I’m fed up and we are only 3 days in.

[Kait @Mrs_Schultz20]

My dog is as done with my allergies as I am. He’s been up with me since 3 am and now gives me the “are you really doing that again” look everytime I blow my nose. Sorry Buddy 🐶

[Kait @Mrs_Schultz20]

My boyfriend enjoys calling me out when I fart, especially when we’re in public. 🙃 #noshame

[Kait @Mrs_Schultz20]

*Googles S&S*
*tells bf about my S&S*
Bf: “Well, dont Google it.”

[Kait @Mrs_Schultz20]

“Dude if you are trying to draw a camel you should have drawn longer legs.”

[Kait @Mrs_Schultz20]

My bf cooked me spaghetti for dinner other night. Waited for me to get home around 10 o’clock to eat with me. Then, a few days later his mom told me he didn’t even like spaghetti. 🥰

[Kait @Mrs_Schultz20]

“Love ducks”

[Kait @Mrs_Schultz20]

Flowers because I didn’t feel good all day
Held my hair back while I puked
Checked on me constantly throughout the night
Drew me a bath at 6:30 in the morning because I told him they help me when I’m sick

Real men are out there.

[Kait @Mrs_Schultz20]

@AlyssaAdair12 after thawing frozen shrimp and cooking it: “Can you freeze shrimp?”

[Kait @Mrs_Schultz20]

There once was a time...😂

[Kait @Mrs_Schultz20]

When you forgot the maintence man was in your apartment and you sneeze then hear “bless you” from the bathroom 😳😳😳

[Kait @Mrs_Schultz20]

@MROD2254 @GlennMParrish Taco Tuesday.

[Kait @Mrs_Schultz20]

@NotTheFather24 Quit going to Cheyenne’s so much 🤷🏼‍♀️