MrsAMP

Mummy to two gorgeous chaps. Wife to a lovely ginger - @MrTimPowell. Lover of all things crafty.

[MrsAMP @MrsAMP4]

Anybody else have a toddler who, despite the incredibly hot weather, insists on wearing socks to bed?! #insane #toohotforsocks #wouldnttakenoforananswer

[MrsAMP @MrsAMP4]

My toddler has altered the time on my bedside clock presumably so I don't realise when he is waking me up at an unearthly hour. Sneaky.
#sneakytoddler #sixisstilltooearly #parentjoys

[MrsAMP @MrsAMP4]

Conversations with the toddler:
Me: Your baby brother/sister will be here soon. Would you like to buy a present?
Toddler: Yes.
Me: What shall we get?
Toddler: Chocolate.
Me: Oh, I was thinking maybe a toy?
Toddler: No. Chocolate.

[MrsAMP @MrsAMP4]

@kazziejane @MrTimPowell Love this! Let me know if it works!

[MrsAMP @MrsAMP4]

Today's the homemade scone eating and good book reading kind of day. @AmandaOwen8 writes a good book for enjoying in a moment of child-free peace! #isolationactivities #springsunshine #naptimepeace

[MrsAMP @MrsAMP4]

Dressing a toddler should be an Olympic sport. #readyforolympics2021 #hewouldratherbenaked #takesclothesoffquickerthanicanputon

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Madness has ensued. I've just cooked my son's cheese on toast on a plastic plate under the grill. #babybrain #plasticdrastic

[MrsAMP @MrsAMP4]

It's got to the point in the lockdown where I have started to use @MrTimPowell's shower gel as I have completely run out. It's only been a week. I smell manly. #lockdownissues #nooneelsetosmellme #sharingiscaring

[MrsAMP @MrsAMP4]

I enjoy the fact that every time the toddler hears any form of electric garden appliance he assumes it must be daddy. As if he is some kind of DIY/gardening obsessive. Which is of course very true...@MrTimPowell

[MrsAMP @MrsAMP4]

@MrTimPowell Sorry not sorry. Now it's finished and waiting to be eaten!

[MrsAMP @MrsAMP4]

Two things I've learnt today. 1) My 2 year old will only eat cake with a cake fork. And yes, it is specifically a cake fork. 2) Never do flat pack with the help of a 2 year old. #everydayisaschoolday #toddlerwieldingascrewdriver #whenisdaddyhome

[MrsAMP @MrsAMP4]

@MrTimPowell It's part of my charity work 🤣

[MrsAMP @MrsAMP4]

If anyone ever hears me suggest that I might do some baking with my darling toddler. Please remind me of today. #stressful #ididalltheworkwhilstheweildedanelectricwhiskatme #theydontresemblewhattheyshould

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It may have been four months but yes, we have finally found the garage door key. The toddler didn't totally outwit @MrTimPowell and I ...

[MrsAMP @MrsAMP4]

On visiting @chesterzoo today we popped to see the rhinos. My conversation with the toddler as we watched them went as follows:
Me: E, what's that?
E: (Pointing with great excitement) Daddy!!

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Join us for our Nativity From Scratch tomorrow at 10:30am! Fun for all the family, come dressed as your favourite Nativity character and join in with the story! #kingschurchfrodsham #nativityfromscratch #familyfun

[MrsAMP @MrsAMP4]

Today my phone line got swapped with my neighbours. So he has my phone number and I have his. And he is 100% more popular than me. Is it just me these things happen to?! #btgotusmixed #somanyphonecalls #finallymetanotherneighbour

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@MrTimPowell @chesterzoo It's like Edward in giraffe form!

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@MrTimPowell @ClemsonUniv YES! He would love this!

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Anybody else ever lost cheese in the freezer? No? Just me then. #beenlookingforthatcheeseforaweek #goingcrazy #cheeseconfusion