Mr Samuel Streamer

I am the Jane Goodall of Gamers
Kids, the only way to succeed is to chip away at the soul

[Mr Samuel Streamer @MrSamStreamer]

I don't need a facecam I need a damn body cam so you can be educated in what good fashion is, honey

[Mr Samuel Streamer @MrSamStreamer]

@HouseofDragon They must be watching along as well then

[Mr Samuel Streamer @MrSamStreamer]

i'm trying to sell my pyramid to a trusted source

[Mr Samuel Streamer @MrSamStreamer]

@GarbageSaint thank you Herman the German I feel you're very trustworthy

[Mr Samuel Streamer @MrSamStreamer]

hi everyone I'm back here at https://t.co/NYi6hClKfg and excited to interact with my fans and friends

[Mr Samuel Streamer @MrSamStreamer]

i've eaten so many ferrero rocher i've began my transformation into a palm oil man

orangutan fear me and my oily fingers

[Mr Samuel Streamer @MrSamStreamer]

@LudeonStudios Sadly Rimworld wasn't given a school desk with three blackboards so only got the Jealous trait

[Mr Samuel Streamer @MrSamStreamer]

i'm on that other twitter now blue whatever with @mrsamuelstreamer just in case you really don't want to miss my gripping social commentary and vital content

[Mr Samuel Streamer @MrSamStreamer]

In the reduced section next to Sasuke it’s what she would have wanted

[Mr Samuel Streamer @MrSamStreamer]

I am the Magellan of Rimworld
there is no Rim I haven't circumnavigated

[Mr Samuel Streamer @MrSamStreamer]

Motherfuckers talking about being caked up I’m not caked up I’m pastrami sub with extra mayo no lettuce no tomato and a diet cokes up you know

[Mr Samuel Streamer @MrSamStreamer]

I have legally changed my name to Robert E O Speedwagon

[Mr Samuel Streamer @MrSamStreamer]

looking forward to making a 4 hour long video disecting every inch of this image with 8 sponsor segments and 16 mid-roll ads

[Mr Samuel Streamer @MrSamStreamer]

finally, cheese dlc

[Tynan Sylvester @TynanSylvester]

It will awaken...

[Mr Samuel Streamer @MrSamStreamer]

@eirikat I’ll be good when I collect my Guinness world record for most cock and balls chopped off with an audible subscription

[Mr Samuel Streamer @MrSamStreamer]

Brand risk? I’ll show you brand risk when I chop my cock and balls off with your product then we’ll see who’s brands at risk big man

[Mr Samuel Streamer @MrSamStreamer]

Have you got an ugly cock and balls?

Well thanks to todays sponsor manscaped you can just cut them right off

[Mr Samuel Streamer @MrSamStreamer]

“British people need to see a dentist” crowd real fucking quiet when those teefsies dropped

[Mr Samuel Streamer @MrSamStreamer]

wanted a bully xl and mam gets me this fucking poodle thing nearly knocked the elf bar right out of her hand when I saw it gutted xx