If I catch a fish half an inch too long the game warden will teleport in my boat behind me and slit my throat, then fine my family so much we’re left destitute for generations.
But foreign Indians can do this with complete immunity.
Accidentally rolling my dinner dice instead of my regular d6s when casting a fireball and dealing 8 chinese damage to the group of bandits I was targeting
My school refused to refill the garbage cans with trash bags because “it would take too much time” the trashcans had holes on the bottom. But they had enough fundings for a change of decoration in the teachers lounge
I MADE IT TO AMERICAN SOIL AND THE FIRST THING I DID WAS BUY AN EXTRA LARGE SPRITE FROM CHIC FIL A AND DRANK THE WHOLE BITCH.
EU “SODA” IS AN AFFRONT TO GOD