Patrick Satis Ndlovu

What u see is what u get nd don't expect me 2 b what u want me 2 b cause thts nt gonna happen any tym soon. . . . . .PERIOD!!!

[(Parody) Meninist @MeninistSay]

Mission Impossible: Not eating a french fry on the way home from the drive-thru.

[Fix Your CV With Me @_Bonga]

Average waiting time for food at the Debonairs in Carlton Centre is forever....

[Patrick Satis Ndlovu @MrSatisfire]

I think Beethoven were alive today, he would really love black sabbath's music. That's if he could hear it......

[Patrick Satis Ndlovu @MrSatisfire]

"@Partyprobs: rt if you need a drink"#as in right now.............

[Patrick Satis Ndlovu @MrSatisfire]

What u put in is what is what get out.........#rice and. China mates........

[Patrick Satis Ndlovu @MrSatisfire]

The 1st thing was, I learned to forgive. Then, I told myself, "go ahead and do whatever you want, its ok by me#

[Patrick Satis Ndlovu @MrSatisfire]

I'm really easy to get along once every1 learns to worship me :D

[Patrick Satis Ndlovu @MrSatisfire]

Deathis a part of life. Its just a lot less scary and painful than the rest of it...... #coast2coast#

[Patrick Satis Ndlovu @MrSatisfire]

I don't say that the bird is"good" or the bat is "bad", but I will say this. At least the bird is less nude....

[Patrick Satis Ndlovu @MrSatisfire]

To err is human; to moo, bovine

[THANDISWA MAZWAI @thandiswamazwai]

Racism begets violence! If u stop the racism you will stop the potential for racially stimulated violence! Blk people aren't door mats!!!

[Patrick Satis Ndlovu @MrSatisfire]

If barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

[Words @wordstionary]

There is a difference between giving up and knowing when you have had enough.

[Patrick Satis Ndlovu @MrSatisfire]

@SexTaIk what's on your mind?

[Patrick Satis Ndlovu @MrSatisfire]

Da sun is like WOW and u are HMMM.........lols:D

[Patrick Satis Ndlovu @MrSatisfire]

Penny 4 ur thoughts.....

[Patrick Satis Ndlovu @MrSatisfire]

My 15 minutes started aan hour ago ;)................Morning mates http://t.co/v2OtwXWW32