Blooper’s wife

[Blooper’s wife @mrsbloop_]

Stop saying unprecedented. I don’t know what it means

[Blooper’s wife @mrsbloop_]

If I hear another person say “1 year with my beast friend!”

[Blooper’s wife @mrsbloop_]

I haven’t heard a good song in years

[Blooper’s wife @mrsbloop_]

Actually fuck the new Apple update it feels like a circus but the scary kind

[Blooper’s wife @mrsbloop_]

Kamala Harris loves to start with this

[Blooper’s wife @mrsbloop_]

All I want for my birthday is an enema

[Blooper’s wife @mrsbloop_]

Jett’s (of Jett and Pookie) pronunciation of the most American things is piss poor

[Blooper’s wife @mrsbloop_]

Crumbl cookies gives me the ick

[Blooper’s wife @mrsbloop_]

Bring back Beauty and a Beat

[Blooper’s wife @mrsbloop_]

This didn’t age well

[Blooper’s wife @mrsbloop_]

If i hear Margaritaville one more time I swear I’m going to personally choke out Jimmy Buffett with my own two hands

[Blooper’s wife @mrsbloop_]

Why the fuck is there always laundry

[Blooper’s wife @mrsbloop_]

And that’s all she wrote.

[Blooper’s wife @mrsbloop_]

Does my do not disturb mean nothing to yall?

[Blooper’s wife @mrsbloop_]

“Hi I’m Pat Mahomes, and you’re watching Disney channel” 🪄

[Blooper’s wife @mrsbloop_]

These CBS animations got me feeling like I’m watching Disney channel

[Blooper’s wife @mrsbloop_]

Red lights are so unserious 😂😂😂😂😂

[Blooper’s wife @mrsbloop_]

Just got both my contacts in on the first try so everyone can fuck off

[Blooper’s wife @mrsbloop_]

Chicken is fucking nuts. This shit sux hardcore

[Blooper’s wife @mrsbloop_]

Why are vacuums never great. I would like someone to point me to a vacuum they deem excellent.

[Blooper’s wife @mrsbloop_]

Komeback

[Blooper’s wife @mrsbloop_]

Kancel Kulture is about to make a major comeback this summer