when I was at the library yesterday, I walked past the happiest lady who was holding a bag and baby that was literally bigger than her.
truly a woman of steel!
one time when I was working as a waitress, my manager tried to encourage me to try and speak to customers more since I was (still am) bad at speaking.
when I was collecting the plates, I ended up drooling on their food.
i just hate the fact i said ‘woopsies’ and they had no reaction, just still smiling. I think they acknowledged the drool, but did not comment.
and I think they tipped in the end! Food was banging
@caomeimeilily im just goated
jk all of the weights are 100% unrealistic for this story (like a 40kg handbag) and i did just guess?? lmao
in reflection, they are really wack proportions but this tiny woman was carrying the fattest bag and baby
@owl_communist i just know everything
jk its definitely not 40 since that is like outrageously and comically heavy for a handbag, but the bag looked genuinely bigger than this tiny woman and she is carrying all of that on her single arm!! + her giant baby!
realistically it was probably 5kg??