Rox.

Just Vibes✌🏽👯‍♀️

[Mr.Sister @Yaepimpin]

And then losing them all

[Rox. @MrsCrayCray]

@alexotalks I have an even better proposal for you. When I was with EE I had to pay for data roaming abroad. Ever since I moved to o2, I have free data abroad, and even in the outer space.

Make the switch today. Leave EE.

😏

[q @qglezzz]

i’m the type of person who falls back asleep to try and finish a dream

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

Humans are funny because the majority of people can basically feel good all the time if they just get a bit of exercise, eat right, get enough sleep, and don't drink too much.

And yet hardly anyone seems to want to do it.

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

nothing is more British culture than The Traitors, where a contestant said she would spend the prize money on a new hand after she lost her’s in a car accident, and the group responded by… voting her out first 😭

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Removing charitable status from private schools would raise £1,700,000,000.

That's almost twice what's needed to fund my #FreeSchoolMealsForAll Bill, giving all primary school pupils a healthy meal every day.

Should we protect private school tax breaks or feed hungry kids? 🤔

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

she started crying at the idea of gay people getting married but we are the snowflakes

[J @JayBatchelor__]

This must be the weather Pingu experienced. No wonder he couldn’t speak English.

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

I met someone who's parents
were both an "only child" so he has
zero aunts, uncles, cousins nothing! 😭😭😭

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

Is it a King’s Speech this year or do we get one final “if you’re watching this, it means I’m gone” tape

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

The sexual tension between me and faking my death and moving to a small town in Italy where I eat pasta and raise chickens

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

Sometime I think about how if Jeremy Corbyn had won, and all of the same economic problems had happened, the media would have blamed it all on socialism and used it as an excuse for why the poor deserve to suffer for the next 100 years.

[Daisy @daaissss_]

Kim Kardashian was married longer than Liz Truss was in power

[emfarl @EmFarl]

That poor Downing Street cat has had more foster parents than Tracy beaker

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

Honestly, someone should take advantage of this chaos and colonize England.

[Rox. @MrsCrayCray]

You can’t make this shit up…

[Steven Swinford @Steven_Swinford]

EXCLUSIVE:

I'm told that Boris Johnson is expected to stand in the Tory leadership contest

He's taking soundings but is said to believe it is a matter of national interest

https://t.co/SuApE3RmIr

[Zach @AzulasAcolyte]

Olivia if the police don’t know yet. Annalise if they do.

[Ezi @PrincessEzi]

ngl i’m late to everything simply because i’m delusional. I believe I can do anything and 30 mins.

[hannah louise @hannahlouisef]

remember when Martin Lewis was just the fella on This Morning telling you how to get a good deal on car insurance and not single handedly dealing with the fallout of murderous government policies that have led to the worst cost of living crisis in generations