MrScribbles

I’m so excited to be here!

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I’m excited to get to know each and every one of you wonderful people! The internet is magic and we are all witches and wizards!

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Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good and needs to be arrested and removed from society. Like, now.

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Elon musk is one of the, if not THE, dumbest motherfuckers in human history. Eat my dick you creep! @elonmusk

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Do you ever think of Pres Biden’s dogs and come up parody songs? Me too!!
“Pound control to Major chomp”
Right?!?!

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@BrennaLemieux Agh! You’re right!

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Hey, Gang! I’m sorry it’s been a while, but I think this platform is finally BACK! Now that that our friends at the top got rid of the creeps and bots, it seems like a perfect to bring back hugs and positivity

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I learned something new about cats!

C: Cats
A: Are
T: The
S: Sweetest

Did you know this?

#cats #letstakeiteasyonthesailortalk #getreal

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@shrimpsradio Don’t mind if I do!

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Saturday night. Ever heard of it?

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Did you know that if you want bread, you actually NEED bread? Thank you bakers!
#bread4us #bakerhardlyknower #riseandshine

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My doctor has me on an ice cream diet. When I scream, I eat it! Just kidding. I have a pretty standard diet. I eat plenty of fruits, vegetables, and lean proteins!
#food #treats #fruitsandveg

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Tired: having a job

Fired: me from my job

Just kidding everyone! #oops #meme #laughingwithfriends

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Oh no!!

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#theweekend #hotdogparty #groovy

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Ever notice how holes are round and pizza’s round too? Pretty cool, huh? #pizzahole #fillerup #lunch

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Coke Zero? If I was in charge I would name it Coke One(big smile on my face because I like it)!
#babysoda #colawithbubbles #softdrinks

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How come everyone is talking about the CONstitution when we could be talking about the PROstitution! #nowmorethanever #intheseuncertaintimes #wegotthis

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Guys! I know it’s been a little while, but something very important happened tonight!!!! #pizzasquirrel #therealpizzasquierrel #themayorofchicagoisnowpizzasquirrel

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@USPS You guys are THE BEST!!!!

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Wow! What an exciting opportunity! I haven’t had a lot of experience with Bud Light Drink, but I’m sure I can’t wait to tell you more about it soon! #checkoutmycar #drinkticket #newandexcitingpartnerships

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Bugs’ greatest hits = butterflies! #fancybugs #flyingpaintings #flightsoffancy