Alley Kat

Not the Mrs. Anymore!
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[Rod Blagojevich @realBlagojevich]

Bill Clinton testified under oath that he flew on the pedophile Jefferey Epstein’s plane with J.B. PRITZKER. Ouch! First J.B.’s cousin Thomas Pritzker resigned as Chairman of the Hyatt Hotels. Will J.B. become the 2nd Pritzker to be “EPSTEINED?” First the Bears now this.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

America will never be the same.

[Alley Kat @MrsDirtyMartini]

Whaddup!!!!! Guess who's back!

[Sean @Mwgfghost]

Don’t worry everybody. We’re in this together. FB & IG

[win @alltoowin]

me opening twitter to see if my phone is not broken, and facebook and messenger is just down #facebookdown

[Pizza Dad @Pizza__Dad]

Everybody checking twitter to see if facebook is down for everyone else #facebookdown

[Alley Kat @MrsDirtyMartini]

A month later and there is still no resolution or parts ordered! DO NOT buy from @AshleyHomeStore! They do not stand by their product or honor the extended warranty purchased. They are doing ZERO to make this right!

[Alley Kat @MrsDirtyMartini]

@AshleyHomeStore I patiently waited several weeks for a technician to fix a couch that I purchased from you (fairly new & still under warranty) that's falling apart & he arrived today to fix it with NO PARTS. Now I get to wait several more weeks! Disorganized & horrible service!!

[Alley Kat @MrsDirtyMartini]

@AshleyHomeStore I patiently waited several weeks for a technician to fix a couch that I purchased from you (fairly new & still under warranty) that's falling apart & he arrived today to fix it with NO PARTS. Now I get to wait several more weeks! Disorganized & horrible service!!

[Alley Kat @MrsDirtyMartini]

Nice to get some of the salt and my teen son's obscene body part pictures 🍆 off my windows! 🥸 🙄

[Alyssa @alyssaxtrevino]

February will be filled with good news.
February will be filled with blessings.
February will be filled with progress.
February will be filled with kindness.
February will be filled with new experiences and love.

[Alley Kat @MrsDirtyMartini]

What's up in the Twitter world? Been a while!

[Jessica Bryant @Jess__bryant]

⚡️Carter & Colson⚡️
7•11•22 Bryant family of five

[Alley Kat @MrsDirtyMartini]

What an ignorant comment @BetteMidler

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Listen, I can’t do miracles ok

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means

[jai ‎⩔ SAMBUCKY IS BACK @wilsonscap]

the uncensored moment with will and chris oh wow #Oscars

[Alley Kat @MrsDirtyMartini]

Exactly!!!!!

[Ebonie Griffin @ebonie1015]

Until I hear Annie Lennox confirm herself that the lyrics are “Sweet dreams are made of THIS”, I will not believe it. Wheel of Fortune ain’t gonna make me think I’ve been hearing those lyrics wrong for almost 40 years. #sweetdreamsaremadeofTHESE

[🇺🇸MidwestMarie🇺🇸 @MAGAMARIE3]

JB pritzker getting heckled at the #SouthsideIrishParade 😂

[Alley Kat @MrsDirtyMartini]

That is crazy! I thought when my son and dad had it that my mom and I would be doomed.

[rusti @rustilyn]

@MrsDirtyMartini its so weird. Hubs & I, our girls, my mom, my sister, BIL & niece all had it. we and my mom right before Thanksgiving, my sister's family last month. just strange that some people in the same household get it and others don't.

[Alley Kat @MrsDirtyMartini]

Oh wow! That's good. My mom hasn't had it either. 🙏🙏🙏❤

[rusti @rustilyn]

@MrsDirtyMartini my 5yo son, my 10yo & 18yo nephews and my 67yo dad haven't 🤷‍♀️