Dumbledore

Headmaster of Hogwarts, magic minister and friend of Harry Potter. #gryffindor

[Dumbledore @MrsDumbledore]

Back in jolly old Scotland. I have to go fetch Minerva from the Hog's Head. She's drunk again.

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In line for Space Mountain. Draco Malfoy would cry himself with happiness.

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Reason #786 to love muggles, they wish you Merry Christmas in August! How kind of them.

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Hogwarts could use a muggle roller-coaster. Imagine Neville Longbottom's face riding The Batman!

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Last minute trip to Disneyland. I've always wanted a pair of mouse ears.

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The House Elves will not be preparing treacle tart for the welcoming feast this year. Draco Malfoy's father will hear about this.

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At #myschool we have unicorns, ghosts and Hufflepuffs. Durmstrang just has snow. Ha.

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Here at Hogwarts we do not tolerate misbehaviour. Harry Potter is the exception, we let him do what he wants or else he pees everywhere.

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Severus... please... pass the corn.

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Hogwarts has a Panic Room incase evil forces come knocking, but no one knows where it is. Instead we just rely on Harry Potter to save us.

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Beauxbatons has invested in a triple rainbow. That Madame Maxime is always trying to one up me.

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Silly Bandz are now acceptable at Hogwarts. I myself have the space ones.

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I'm having Minerva and Filius install a Double Rainbow above the castle. Durmstrang is going to be so jealous

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Nothing against Tom, of course, I just think it's cute when Dark Lords try to be funny. Just ask Grindelwald.

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''@OfficialGSB: Dumbledore of the Hogwarts :)'' always!

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"Avada Kadavra" OUCH!

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@nisavidy oh yeah!

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''@GillianRoseTate: I 💜 you #dumbledore #harrypotter'' thanks!

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@alikatoresyia in a few days you will be receiving a letter from hogwarts, wait ...

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@nisavidy dumbledore!