Emily Gustafson

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[Emily Gustafson @MrsEm_Gustafson]

@dam744 @lukeshumard725 Scuse me?

[Emily Gustafson @MrsEm_Gustafson]

@dam744 On Kindle

[Emily Gustafson @MrsEm_Gustafson]

@dam744 I have it...

[Emily Gustafson @MrsEm_Gustafson]

@RideRTD @SlimFraser And one of your drivers actually did hit and kill someone today. Sounds like some training needs to happen

[Emily Gustafson @MrsEm_Gustafson]

@dam744 I like the chicken suit despite him probably being part of a pyramid scheme

[Emily Gustafson @MrsEm_Gustafson]

@Safecoinsurance should be ashamed https://t.co/IQoJ9Czs4z

[Emily Gustafson @MrsEm_Gustafson]

I will NEVER use @Safecoinsurance . Don’t let them give you the run around.

[Emily Gustafson @MrsEm_Gustafson]

@thechicette Ummm...those are all fiction.

[Emily Gustafson @MrsEm_Gustafson]

@dam744 @alamodenver @TatteredCover

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Dr. King said "I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character." Mr. Trump apparently doesn't believe in such an America. Immigration is part of #WhatUnitesUs

[Emily Gustafson @MrsEm_Gustafson]

@dam744 @alroker @realDonaldTrump You’re right, but still pretty bad.

[Emily Gustafson @MrsEm_Gustafson]

After drinking a bottle of wine and talking to people I truly care about, I am thankful for the things I have including patience to change

[Emily Gustafson @MrsEm_Gustafson]

@dam744 You realize NYC is even further than Keystone right? Lol

[Emily Gustafson @MrsEm_Gustafson]

The nerves I feel right now....

[Shu @eshuman34]

When "To Kill a Mockingbird" makes conservatives uncomfortable enough to ban, but confederate statues don't, we clearly have a problem.

[Emily Gustafson @MrsEm_Gustafson]

I started drinking again when I realized everyone was making bets on the status of my uterus. 🍷 #newlywedlife

[Curtis Sittenfeld @csittenfeld]

From a sincerity standpoint, I'm troubled that Old Navy sells these notecards in packs of 8.

[Emily Gustafson @MrsEm_Gustafson]

Word to the wise for anyone who values their time/sanity, don't ever use @sprint .

[Emily Gustafson @MrsEm_Gustafson]

@sprintcare It's taken us 2 months to clear up a mess that your moronic employees have created and still can't access our bill online. Fuck you.