Heather Gulde

Teacher, wife, mom, enthusiastic reader, mediocre runner, cancer research advocate. I like to journal on the Twitter.

[Heather Gulde @MrsGulde]

I just realized I accidentally left my purse at a restaurant and am currently listening to my husband describe it to the hostess as “a big gray bag with a lot of crap in it and no money.”

[Heather Gulde @MrsGulde]

Maybe next time, “Self-care Journal.”

[Heather Gulde @MrsGulde]

Yeah, my anxiety is picking out a book tonight.

[Heather Gulde @MrsGulde]

Currently guarding a girl’s buggy in the Starbucks line at my local Target so she can run to her car and check on her dog. Not really sure how I ended up here.

[Pat Sajak @patsajak]

Having trouble finding information about Prince Harry and his wife (Meghan, I think). Any sources you might suggest?

[MurphyBeats (7-10)⚜️ @peytonmurphy99]

2023 is my year I’m claiming it now. I WILL beat cancer this year. I WILL claim everything that I’ve missed out on in life so far. Happy New Year to y’all, god bless everyone🙏🏽❤️

[𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐫 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐧 @HamlinIsland]

The love is felt, & extremely real. No matter race or religion everybody coming together in prayer! 🙏❤️

[𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐫 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐧 @HamlinIsland]

GameDay.. Nothing I Want More Than To Be Running Out That Tunnel With My Brothers. God Using Me In A Different Way Today. Tell Someone You Love Them Today! 🫶🏾3️⃣ let’s go @BuffaloBills ❤️💙

[Trevor Packer @AP_Trevor]

With scores like these, it’s tough to identify areas for AP English Lit improvement, but if there’s one, it’s skill category 4, explaining the function of a narrator / speaker; students are generally a bit weaker on this skill than others.

[Trevor Packer @AP_Trevor]

A truly inspiring increase in AP English Literature scores this year, the result of years of effort from AP teachers and an accumulation of powerful data from colleges on how well AP students are performing in further college English courses after placing out of the intro course:

[Trevor Packer @AP_Trevor]

Over the next few weeks, as AP Exam scoring is completed for each subject, I’ll be tweeting the overall score distributions. Here's what to expect.

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[Heather Gulde @MrsGulde]

Student: I’ve told my therapist all about you!

[Heather Gulde @MrsGulde]

@NathanGulde Yes, Nathan

[Heather Gulde @MrsGulde]

Mother’s Day has never been something I had to “survive,” but this year, thanks to my husband, kids, friends, and students, I survived Mother’s Day. Apparently, it takes a village to raise me. 😌

[Heather Gulde @MrsGulde]

@AlecWil30625419 😳

[Heather Gulde @MrsGulde]

Nathan: a picture of you when you were 35.

[Heather Gulde @MrsGulde]

Esther: In class, everyone was talking about how their mom was 28 or 29, and I told them my mom is 45.

Me: Thanks?

Esther: My teacher said, let me see a picture of your mom, so I showed her, and she said you look 35.

Me: Awwwww! What picture did you show her?

[Heather Gulde @MrsGulde]

WAIT A MINUTE! Is sci-fi short for science fiction?
#thingsesthersays

[Heather Gulde @MrsGulde]

When your guilt is so classy it manifests itself in a tuxedo

[Heather Gulde @MrsGulde]

Mercer: I’m so colorblind I hate the Blues.
@magistermerc

[Heather Gulde @MrsGulde]

Saw my side of the story ♥️

[We Are Teachers @WeAreTeachers]

My friend across the hall always brings me tea when she makes some for herself. 🍵 #edchat