Jonesinho

[Jonesinho @MrShot7]

@_DHOTYA i just went to Tescos with an England shirt on and a five year old lad came up to me and said " its coming home isnt it sir?" i turned around and said "yes, yes it is" the whole store applauded.

[ㅤً @Evertxn]

We chop and change Prime Ministers every two years because no one’s willing to accept the reality of the position the country finds itself in, and it becomes easy cope to keep blaming a central figure.

[GameVolt @GameVolt1]

Let me tell you something about the BBC Brother!!!

[Jacob D. Oui-Aff-Aye 🇳🇬🇸🇳 💚 @JJWiafe]

The UK going from Keir Starmer to Andy Burnham

[Jules @00julesj]

My lover's got no money, he's got his trombolese."

The only answer

[Dixon Uranus @RealDixonUranus]

"Tell them to put 'probably gay' in the headline."

[sqidgeman @bwfc277]

Look at state of this gimp. Filming first, then chucks his beer in middle of everyone. Grade A Gimp

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

"I once painted the bottom of a pool blue for $15m, which caused algae to bloom, so I poured in hydrogen peroxide to kill the algae, not realising it also acted as a paint stripper."

[Maryam @hell_line0]

NEW: No women ages 20-24 died from cervical cancer in England from 2020 - 2024

It’s the first time this has happened and it’s a direct result of ~90% of women in this age group being vaccinated against HPV...

Source: The Lancet

[Jonesinho @MrShot7]

@StefanWolves90 @JPercyTelegraph @alex_crook @SportsPeteO And Keith Downie

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[Laurie @LFCLaurie]

Throwing your pints in the air over a 12th minute group stage penalty.

So unbelievably performative and cringey.

[Giulia Bould @GiuliaBould]

Hull promoted to the Premier League

Promotion triggers bonuses to the players who fought to do it. It then sees them breach PSR by £6m so have to sell players by 30 June or face a points deduction

Chelsea given a fine for purchasing players linked to £47m in hidden payments

[Jonesinho @MrShot7]

@richztt @bradwilko1 😂

[Jonesinho @MrShot7]

@LARGOESPN @Edgey25 nearly 9/11 the Poseidon adventure

[James Marsh @j_marsh98]

Harry Maguire
Lewis Hall
Trent Alexander-Arnold
Luke Shaw.

But we take fucking Trevor Chalobah instead? Right.

[World Cup Out Of Context @WorldCup__26]

🚰⏸️

[G.T @gingerrtom]

When are the riots??????

[Macca @xMaccaEFC]

Desperate for someone/anyone to just fucking batter this insufferable big tithead

[Sky News @SkyNews]

'Social media is making children unhappy.'

PM Sir Keir Starmer speaks in Downing Street, as he announces a social media ban for under-16s

📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

[Jonesinho @MrShot7]

@woodeiro @JonathanPieNews Mad that people still think they aren't already doing this. Talk about salmon with your mates and next thing you know you are being fed adverts about going to Yemen to fish