🇨🇦Mrs.House MD🇨🇦

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Canada will never be the 51st state |
friend drew my banner | 18yrs | #bluejays50 | #GoCanucks

[🇨🇦Mrs.House MD🇨🇦 @MrsHouseMD]

#NoKings #NoKingsVancouver This is what democracy looks like

[hazel🎃🧹 @BluebriarArts]

𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦 𝗧𝗢 𝗦𝗔𝗬 𝗧𝗢 𝗔 𝗡𝗘𝗨𝗥𝗢𝗗𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗚𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗢𝗡:
- Why does your 𝘃𝗼𝗶𝗰𝗲 sound like 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁
- You don’t 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰
- Sell me this 𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁
- Why can’t you put this energy into something more 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘂𝗰𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲

[akio @akioogr]

vampire gf who keeps you as a blood bag, keeps you healthy with a balanced diet, but when she wants to get drunk, she forces you to drink wine so she can get the alcohol through your blood

[Ryncomics @ryncomics]

Questions about appetite

[🇨🇦Mrs.House MD🇨🇦 @MrsHouseMD]

@internburger

[Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppy_haze]

I dated a girl who went to a Catholic school in high school and out of the blue she said, “do you wanna wear my old schoolgirl outfits and make out?”

I never said yes to anything faster in my life

[Scott Moe @PremierScottMoe]

No.

[🇨🇦 Nico Carney, Purr Minister of Canada @CarneyPurr67561]

Thanks for including me in your cartoon, @TheoMoudakis! 😸🇨🇦👍

[🎈 @zaki24s]

how canadians are spoken about on twitter

[Alexander @RadiumConsumer]

God loves fags
Fags go to heaven
Fags die god cries
Fags equal health
Fags bless nations

[It’s Coffey Time @ThisIsCoffey]

“I think you’re doing an amazing job, if it was up to me, you’d be the opposition leader for the rest of your life.”

- Dan, from this hour has 22 minutes

Lmao.

[Neoliberal Akiho ✨🇺🇳🇨🇦 @NeoliberalAkiho]

Canadian Federal elections:
"The liberals just squeaked out a victory against their only real opponent, the conservatives, and will form a minority government! Yay!"

Canadian Provincial elections:

[honest soup store employee @moraytowers]

why is being canadian becoming a kink on this app lately. I keep seeing shit like Yes The love of your life is canadian or When I fuck my wife I close my eyes and think of canadians. what even goes on

[Polling Canada @CanadianPolling]

She did it

[Polling Canada @CanadianPolling]

Huge news

"Canada and the European Union plan to link next-generation payment systems to enable faster cross-border transactions"

"This will help remove obstacles to business and investment between the two jurisdictions"

https://t.co/BAHJNab9BS

[MBrant75 @MBrant75]

You asked for it…

[BC NDP @bcndp]

BREAKING: Doerkson welcomes extreme views on deadline day

[lailai @lailaiizzy]

inadequate #boymoder #tttt

[Nicht @nottubular9]

@MrsHouseMD Say their name... Pop. Corners. Tight, tight, tight, YEAH! How much of this stuff do you have? We've got six signature flavours, yo. SEVEN! YOU MAKE SEVEN! Sure. Seven works.

[verity!!! :D @verdantVerity_]

every weird girl needs her plushie that she holds and cuddles all the time
sometimes that plushie is another girl

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Palaeontologists have identified a new species of tyrannosaur that lived in prehistoric Canada

Tromerosaurus solumons was excavated in Alberta over a decade ago and has now been formally described