MrSimon_19🫪🇳🇬

Father Figure🎣

[• @gnf_ogo]

If your team is not here as you dey comot one problem you go dey enter another one 🙏🏿🙏🏿

[ĸolαde @twitgameboy]

E get time wey u no believe say
u go fit buy iPhone, so wetin make
you think say you no go fit tear that ride...

I just pray death don’t fvck sh!t up real quick🚶🏽‍♂️

[superdad @udysznx]

i no dey fear to tell woman no. if you misbehave, you no go hear from me again

[MrSimon_19🫪🇳🇬 @MrSimon_19]

@Ox_shellyyy Comot for here jare

[MrSimon_19🫪🇳🇬 @MrSimon_19]

May God not allow them post us come cover our face

[shelly🌸 @Ox_shellyyy]

Make he value me oo
I be hotcake fr

[TOBOH🪖 @Tobzzy212]

Date canceled, She whistled when calling the waitress.

[Dave💊 @gustavoinsol]

Nah girl wey go ask me out properly i dey find

[krafty @kraftyties]

Immediately you tell Nigeria girl "I love you" she will become cashless , phoneless , dataless , useless and other less 💔😭

[Chubbs @33Chubbs]

This girl for my WhatsApp dey sell plane,as in Aeroplane wey dey fly for sky.

Jesus.

[Tyrell 🦈 @Williamsjack22]

Girls be like “he’s so controlling” whole time all he did was ask you to stop hitting the club 😂

[Avy @avyloveyou]

HOW TO LOSE A WOMAN:

care about her
show loyalty
show emotions
be a nice guy

[Musk Jnr. 🀄🇺🇸Gadgets 🔌 @_FarouqOlami]

your igbo girlfriend when you show her more love less ego

[LILSON @Lilson_1]

There’s absolutely nothing on God’s green earth that you can do to please a woman.

[MrSimon_19🫪🇳🇬 @MrSimon_19]

@itssthyherinme Baldy

[M.K.O ♠️ @MkoTheComedian]

If ur billing don too much, I go shenk ur papa ooo 😒

Nah partner I dey find ooo no be burden 🌚

[𝔇𝔞𝔫 🧑🏾‍🚀 @astrovibesonly]

“do you know how many guys have been in my DMs?”

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Women: "where are the real lovers? where are the yearners?"

Same women: "my ex wasn't spending on me, he wan use love kee me"

[🔺Escobar🔻 @_Mr_Richard]

Any man that pays bills to a girl while in a long distance relationship is a fool.

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

when u dating these days u cant even worry about if u the only one.. Just gotta hope u the favorite.

[JADON @whopls_]

You go bounce back o
But you go fess learn how to cook concoction rice..😂