Mrs John Johnsonson

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@Zordabo He’s partying with Stephen Hawking on Epstein Island and not available sorry.

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@leighjones0212 Still a cover beast

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Bring back genesis #nyeabc

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Confidence man is writing cheques their dancing skills can’t cash #nyeabc

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Australia’s cooked. John would be so disappointed. #Referendum #redneckwonderland #Auspol2023

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Everyone get their lionesses out! #WorldCup #LionessesDownUnder #arresteddevelopment #bustebluth #WorldCup2023 #Matildas

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On Wednesday’s we wear pink. #WorldCup2023 #meangirls #England

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At some point in the future, all the RATs we have binned since Covid surfaced will be dug up and re-examined.

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Just think, somewhere in the history of Australia, there was the first bogan. #unknownhero #bogan #australia

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Autopsy reveals Raquel Welch was more beautiful on the inside. #RaquelWelchRIP

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It’s @elonmusk on holiday

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My mine shaft is rich with green emeralds or glowing fungus. Enter if you dare @elonmusk

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@JacquiLambie full briefs with leggings part of your wardrobe? Yes or no?

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@elonmusk would you still do me if I made you wear an emerald butt plug?

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How many nerds is @elonmusk going to knock up now that he owns the internets biggest troll kingdom?

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Imagine if you had the money to buy a time machine but you fucked up and purchased Twitter. Am I right @elonmusk? #lol

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Seriously though, @elonmusk must be a pretty cool dude.

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@Figgy_ramone666 @uberpaul Little known fact. John is Elon

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Do you think @elonmusk was put in a microwave as a child?

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@TheBlock @Channel9 @9Now Idea for a show: contestants actually renovate a house without paying tradies and not cry into the camera because they don’t have enough money.