For more than a decade the former liberal government failed to create even one solar eclipse, but now, thanks the immaculate leadership of Premier Ford, our kids will have a once in a lifetime opportunity to learn impordend lessons about Math and STEM by looking up at the sun.
Deer My Friends
Everybuddys making a big fuss about the allegedly suspishuss Greenbelt deals, me spending millions on parking for the private wellness center at Ontario Place and me villinizing teachers again but nobuddy ever mentions what a great job my nephews doing.
Premair
When you accidentally walk into a press conference about Ontario’s failing healthcare system as you’re on the way to a Monday matinee showing of Barbenheimer.
Breaking: In addition to bringing back cursive the Minister of Education of Ontario is also bringing back typewriters and promises to put an overhead projector in each classroom.
#onted#onpoli#smh
BREAKING: @Sflecce reportedly consulting with local stone masons about the feasibility of introducing tablets for #OntEd in September. Admits this may take a "herculean effort" from all stakeholders, but says it's all about "getting back to the basics". Blames unions.😐 #onpoli
Mr. Speaker this is Canadian high school history text book. Mr. Speaker just look at how large and cumbersome this history book is. Unlike a Canadian passport, which is small and light and easy for all Canadian high school students to carry around for quick historical reference.
Mister Speaker, yesterday a 14-year-old girl lit fireworks on a Toronto city bus. Before Justin Trudeau’s election as Prime Minister in 2015 nothing bad ever happened anywhere in Canada. This is a well-known fact known by me. As Prime Minister I will make children well-behaved.
So I says to Trudeau, I says listen here buddy, I’ve had full government pension eligibility since I turned 31, so I know a thing or two about the common people, Mister.
Hazel McCallion was unstoppable. She worked hard, fought for her community, and inspired countless others with her decades of tireless and selfless service. I’m going to miss you, my friend, and I’ll always cherish the chats we had – and the wisdom you shared – over the years.