Mrs Mountable

I'm fictional, wife to wayward Piers and newest roving reporter for Now Then Britain.

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Here is my fantastic blog on sex scandals. Enjoy, Mrs M xx http://t.co/WqJc8Mt9Wl

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Poor oppressed Patrick has been forced by feminazis to apologise THIS IS SHOCKING AND WRONG. Yours, sadface Mrs M x
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Dears, the foul feminists are again removing our institutions but Patrick is fighting back https://t.co/ChgeGuYwSp
#inspirational Mrs M x

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Dears here I talk to a most interesting god fearing lady about the evil that is human atheism. Your friend, Mrs M x
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Dears, Patrick is back with his Manifesto.Some excellent ideas, even if he does mention Red Ed. Your friend, Mrs M x
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Here Dears, is Helen dears. Waffling on about something or other. Enjoy. Your Friend, Mrs M x
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Jocasta who told me she prefers Jeggers (no nor me) about her company "Offence Events" your friend, Mrs M x
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Don't fret dear Dapper fans because wise Patrick (AKA Mandrew has spoken) again.
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@itv2 @jamiesont Oh my girlfriends & I LOVE HIM & have a gleeful chuckle of an evening @dapperlaughs Anything else is PC GONE MAD.Mrs M x

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Here is my thought provoking, insightful, appreciation of things as always.
Your friend, Mrs M x
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Dears I spoke to a hounded and abused young man and he bravely gave me his thoughts on comedy. Your friend Mrs M x
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Here is Gwen dears, talking about things. Enjoy, https://t.co/kplNd3qaQU
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Here dears free your minds and listen in a non judgemental way to freak show Elspeth #kindface Your friend Mrs M x https://t.co/BXKRIdomoL …

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Another in my series of fascinating interviews this time Cordelia.I don't understand a word. Your Friend, Mrs M x https://t.co/o3PD2wus72 …

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@UpikNews Dears, sure you'll want to here the common sense of this young lady.She very much feels as you do. Mrs M x
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Dears I've blogged again
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Maria talks about her new found political activism & her VERY GOOD REASONS FOR IT.
Enjoy dears. Your friend Mrs M x
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Oh dear, dears. Bronwyn shares her "dream"... sigh....
Your friend and the peoples truth talker, Mrs M x
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I have blogged again. It's a cautionary tale of harlotry. BE WARNED. Mrs M x
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To you bonny scotch goodbye & good luck. We'll see how you fare without a calm English hand at the tiller.deep fried whisky fiends one & all