Bette Moré #FBPE

Dog lover, Remoaner, moderate drinker. See @BethMorrey for book-based tweeting.

[Bette Moré #FBPE @Mrspricetom]

They’ve found the ERG HQ

[Bette Moré #FBPE @Mrspricetom]

My son NAILED his craft challenge today. #nightlight #shitelight

[Bette Moré #FBPE @Mrspricetom]

@PiersTorday @MarianneLevy Highbury is buzzing with this news.

[Bette Moré #FBPE @Mrspricetom]

I went apeshit in Waitrose the other day when they were out of almond yoghurt, but I’m sure all those middle-aged men who faced Hitler personally in the war will be fine with it. https://t.co/OYVgBZH44X

[Bette Moré #FBPE @Mrspricetom]

Can’t decide if my sore throat is the beginning of a cold or just yelling at my kids. Oh well, two glasses of wine and a lemsip will sort it either way.

[Bette Moré #FBPE @Mrspricetom]

@NickWattersonNY @LaughingDogFood @poochandmutt Cheers, I’ll have a look!

[Bette Moré #FBPE @Mrspricetom]

Hi @LaughingDogFood your 2-for-1 offer doesn’t seem to be working on the website? Is it still available?

[Bette Moré #FBPE @Mrspricetom]

@LaughingDogFood Yes I did that, but it doesn’t work for some reason...

[Bette Moré #FBPE @Mrspricetom]

Is this a euphemism like Trump and his golden shower?

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Just ordered a large sausage roll on room service.
A meat one.
Real meat.
The vegan resistance starts here. 👊

[Bette Moré #FBPE @Mrspricetom]

@melbezalel @dodo @SimonMAlikesyou I can’t watch this.

[Bette Moré #FBPE @Mrspricetom]

@David_Cameron Go back to your shed, ham face.

[Bette Moré #FBPE @Mrspricetom]

To calm me after seeing Melania’s weird trees.

[Bette Moré #FBPE @Mrspricetom]

@lloyd_ah @DailyMirror Used tissue, half-sucked Chupa lolly, poo bag, leaking bic.

[Bette Moré #FBPE @Mrspricetom]

@jounwin @MarianneLevy @fowlerruth Also it’s so near to Anthropologie which is an extra torture.

[Bette Moré #FBPE @Mrspricetom]

@samuelburr @pricetom What on Earth was going on?! What’s with the lips on screen.

[Bette Moré #FBPE @Mrspricetom]

Thank Christ for that. I can relax now. https://t.co/KfhHfJtawk

[Bette Moré #FBPE @Mrspricetom]

This is an amazing story:
https://t.co/qt9babxMki

[Snollygoster Goon @RiffRaff1971]

It’s beginning to taste a lot like Christmas 🎄

[Bette Moré #FBPE @Mrspricetom]

Jacob Rees-Mogg looks like one of those fake rubber pencils. That’s not his fault though. However, it IS his fault he’s a malevolent snide selfish twat.

[Bette Moré #FBPE @Mrspricetom]

Bacon versus gammon?

[The New Statesman @NewStatesman]

Is Ed Miliband on his way back? Here's Kevn Maguire with the best gossip from Westminster
https://t.co/sdIMmWXmFo