That being said I have watched episodes 1 & 2 now. Still am like wtf, but I’m going to watch it, and tweet about it. Because people fucking loved this show and I’m over here like Sookie kinda annoying and my reactions can’t keep being text messages to my best friend.
My friend was looking for something to watch the other day and stopped on True Blood. I clearly missed the part of the 2000s when everyone was obsessed with this show, I didn’t know the plot and it was S1Ep3 and let me tell you, I had no clue what the hell was going on.
LISTEN IF YOU KNOW ME YOU KNOW FISHY VANDAL IS LIFE, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD VOTE. I need to spend hard earned adult money on this dumb thing that brings me joy.
A man named Basil just told me he was disappointed in me I couldn’t get him better tickets. You know what basil, you are a disappointment to the herb. I cannot build you a seat, call earlier than a week before next time 🙄.
@emilypheller I agree, celebrities not keeping it in their pants is not new, but like his whole character was the “ faithful loving husband.” Don’t build your entire career on that, and then like not be that, so I understand fans being upset by this one. Dumb dumb potato man.
I just had to kick a bunch of Floridian exotic cars out of the front of the Goodspeed. I apparently am a jerk for not wanting the free publicity. How dare I asked you to move out of our clearly labeled “no parking zonE.” THEY DIDN’T EVEN KNOW WE WERE AN OPERA HOUSE.