Steve Carrell

I am NOT Steve Carrell but I am just as FUNNY!
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I’m worried that when i am 69 years old i will laugh for an entire year.

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It's probably good Lebron put the headband back on huh

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I hate when it's dark and my brain is like, "Hey remember that horror movie where ....''

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Blanket on: too hot. Blanket off: too cold. 1 leg out: perfect, until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs it & drags you down the hall

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What were the best games of the year? Find out during #VGA on @SpikeTV! Watch tonight 9PM ET http://t.co/maqLuG8z - sp

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Closing your left and right eye to see how an object changes places when you're extremely bored.

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Night before school: I want to look attractive tomorrow. Morning of school: Never mind.

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Im not a huge fan of biology, but there will always be a special place in my heart for pumping blood to organs and muscles.

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Retweet if you have ever ran up the stairs in fear because you felt an evil presence behind you.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Breathtaking view of the Milky Way as seen from Mars.

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:S :C :H :O :O :L You can't find happy faces.

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The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.

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Am I the only one that likes to move around while talking on the phone? I can't just stay in one spot...

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I hate texting people first. I feel awkward, annoying and unwanted.

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Lets assume your looks are average. Right off the bat 50% of men are more attractive than you, that's 1.5 billion handsome lads…

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If you unfollow me, I hope you get Crocs for Christmas.