Amanda Schaub

[Amanda Schaub @MrsTomSchaub]

$200 a head for decent seats to @ChiliPeppers at COMERICA PARK (ew- not for a concert, thanks)... I don’t know who you’re trying to get to come to your shows, but it’s not going to be this girl. So disappointing.. I’ll stick with my indie bands who know how to choose a venue. 🖕🏼

[Amanda Schaub @MrsTomSchaub]

@amandalloyd22 @thatgirlbishop Me too! And my name is also Amanda!! 🤩

[Amanda Schaub @MrsTomSchaub]

@ThisGrayArea Hell yeah! #hufflepuffforlyfe

[Amanda Schaub @MrsTomSchaub]

@BernieSanders I delayed for over a decade and lost most of my bottom molars because of it. Thankfully over time I was able to catch up on work I needed to have done, but still need implants. Why are our teeth not covered by our health insurance? Aren’t they kind of important to our health?

[Amanda Schaub @MrsTomSchaub]

@RawBeautyKristi Being an only child is the absolute worst. So many reasons why, but the biggest for me is that I have kids of my own now and I find it’s incredible how much it’s affected my mothering.

[Amanda Schaub @MrsTomSchaub]

Thank you @kflay for spending 7,165 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped https://t.co/I4jCBa7NqU #badassbitch

[Amanda Schaub @MrsTomSchaub]

On the morning of my 34th birthday at 6am, I was awoken by intense dog barking. Lumber delivery. 3 days early. Congrats @lakeorionlumber you’ve lost a customer. Who goes to someone’s house at 6am??? #LakeOrion #WhereYouGetWokenUpEarlyonVacation #ProtectSmallBusiness #DontbeaDICK

[Amanda Schaub @MrsTomSchaub]

@JoeBiden you would be a fool not to choose her!!! #dontbeafool Stacey Abrams says Biden needs ‘ticket that reflects the diversity of Am... https://t.co/QKUijj7MV2 via @YouTube

[Chris Martenson @chrismartenson]

A truly minor victory.
Having to battle this hard, over something so logical and common-sensical, makes me feel a bit...defeated...because we struggled so long with something so simple how will we ever manage the harder, more complex next steps?

[Quinn's Ideas 🪐 @IDEASOFICE_FIRE]

This doesn't make any sense this is stupid I hate this so much I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it too sucks it sucks it sucks

[Quinn's Ideas 🪐 @IDEASOFICE_FIRE]

I am appalled by the way Jon treated Ghost in this episode

[Amanda Schaub @MrsTomSchaub]

OMG. Amazing #GOT episode and closing out with Florence singing ‘Jenny’s Song’ WOW. Just WOW. #allthefeels 🥰

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

We have a president who is a racist, a sexist, a bigot and a homophobe. I wish I didn't have to say that, but it is the damn truth. And we have to say it.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Trump in 2015:
"I was the first & only potential GOP candidate to state there will be no cuts to Social Security, Medicare & Medicaid."

Trump's proposed budget:
-Cuts Social Security by $25 billion
-Cuts Medicare by $845 billion
-Cuts Medicaid by nearly $1.5 trillion

[Amanda Schaub @MrsTomSchaub]

I listened to @thedragonLML’s Zodiac Children podcast last night while I tried to fall asleep, and this morning I woke up and these socks were calling my name. This Leo may just be a Lannister after all... 🤣 #mythicalastronomy

[Ryan Deitsch @Ryan_Deitsch]

Places Trump’s #SOTU should be held:

1) Flint, MI
2) Puerto Rico
3) Pittsburgh, PA
4) Standing Rock, ND
5) A Soy Farmer Convention
6) A Federal Worker’s Vacant Office
7) That Second Caravan

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

To all our veterans and your families: thank you. There's no tribute that can truly match the magnitude of your service and sacrifice. But all of us can do our best to live up to the American values of service, responsibility, generosity, and citizenship that you helped defend.

[Amanda Schaub @MrsTomSchaub]

I feel like I can’t go to bed now. I am also convinced this is part of some terrorist attack. 😭 #YouTubeDOWN #FirstWorldProblems

[Amanda Schaub @MrsTomSchaub]

Do you ever just get on Facebook and think, “wow, people suck” and then just keep on scrolling for 15 minutes??? #myeveryday #ineedtogiveitup

[Amanda Schaub @MrsTomSchaub]

@TheOfficial89X you’re playing death metal now? Wtf