Mr. Fowler

Substitute Teacher, Chronicler of humorous/notable student quotations, 5th most popular Peter Fowler on Twitter.

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@alejandromsmith I'm glad we're digital friends now.

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@MccallieLogan Fred Meyer

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WHO DID THIS?

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I got a student to complete an assignment today by telling him he could make a Snapchat sticker of my face if he finished. This is teaching in 2019.

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St1: It's 11:11. Make a wish!
St2: ...I wish for a new mop.
St1: Don't you already have 3 moms?

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Found on the floor.

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@alejandromsmith Maybe all the teens just stopped saying noteworthy stuff in my presence...?

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@morganaswag Shraggy? Cool name.

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@dgwphotos @IIIegalhoney They'll make me deactivate my joke teaching account if people have political arguments on my Twitter.

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Student: uhhhhMr. Fowler? Do rich people pay taxes?

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Student: Bro... I don't even know what an Australian person looks like!

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I keep getting hourly emails telling me I forgot to take attendance last period. School's been cancelled due to weather since last Friday afternoon...

I'm going to start marking every student TARDY.

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Are other people in my generation aware that teenagers these days sometimes deliberately drop their phones on the ground for no reason other than they don't think they'll break?

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Student asked me for a "@YouTube charger" instead of a laptop charger. It was the most profoundly true statement they've ever said in my presence. #FreudianSlip

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When you walk up to the student who wasn't working before, is definitely not working now, and has never been working, and they say, "I'm working!" That's the classroom version of Shaggy's 2000 hit song, "It Wasn't Me"

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First day of no longer being a sub.

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Student: He should be happy that other guys are looking at me!

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Student: [who fell asleep yesterday] Are we doing the same thing we did yesterday!?

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Student: You must be my twin because you’re ugly too.

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@GodHatesAlayna So will you have to be self-deprecating in person?