Michael Swiontek

Political Advisor, Comedian, Teacher, Reporter, MC, Philosopher and on-call Hero. Lifelong Chicagoan and Proud.

[Michael Swiontek @MrSwiontek]

CONNECT. VISION. BASIC. NATURE. Heed the words of the wise one please.

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

A deep awareness of the goodness of human beings, that they are essentially kind, helpful, and gentle, can give us courage and hope. On a personal level too, such a vision of our basic nature can help promote a greater sense of well-being and connectedness with others.

[Michael Swiontek @MrSwiontek]

@feliciaday And Bisexual men everywhere will remember why they keep their options open.

[Michael Swiontek @MrSwiontek]

Okay Twitter, times are tough. So I'm back. Entertaining Action wants to fight #COVID19 Its time to save my babies!!

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The NFL is bad. So… https://t.co/A1BVRqrNCv via @byt

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New Rule: All Purchases Subject to a 7-Day Mental Quarantine https://t.co/LYnD1Uz0yM

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@davidmneary Indeed it does. But remember it's always darkest before the dawn.

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Oh, Twitter, you re like a 4 am bar people keep telling me about and that I keep forgetting I hate. #thisworldisntreal

[Michael Swiontek @MrSwiontek]

Get caught stealing booze, you go to county. You are not in a gang, You defend yourself. Now your doing 5-7 years. #blackpeopleproblems

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Get caught stealing booze at liquor store, they call ur Mom to pay for it. U get stern scolding. Mom gets booze. #WhitePeopleProblems

[Jordan Palmer @JwPalms]

I'll be wearing #bears gear and supporting the bears for the rest of my life. Regardless of what happens. This is the best org in the NFL.

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@thecooleyzone @SVPandRussillo You've changed my mind on the Redskins name. Considerate, nuanced opinion. More Cooley on SVP&R!

[The Source Magazine @TheSource]

THE REAL MVP: Man picks up a burning tear gas can police threw & throws it back, while eating chips. #Ferguson

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... Oh my heaven, we re all dead aren't we? "Screw you" the man says, "screw you an your 4 kinds of napkin."

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Tell an 18th century Native American the difference between a napkin, a paper towel, toilet paper & a tissue and his response would be...

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People that are great at making money are often horrible at political thought. #jesuswouldbeaDem

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I entered for a chance to win a pair of 3-Day Passes to @Lollapalooza 2014! - August 1-3, 2014 - Grant Park, Chicago https://t.co/OYfn5d8iGG

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Forget Melo, we want James. Only way to pass up Michael is to take his town. #Melo #LeBron #NBAFrontOffice

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I’m registered to win tickets to Spring Awakening Music Fest from @ElectronicMidW @EDMcalendar http://t.co/Yl1xnRniXw

[Michael Swiontek @MrSwiontek]

@redban @JoeRoganEXP The Coke brothers are against raising taxes of any kind, they don't care about local consequences. #starttheRevolution

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I had no idea how racist my dating preferences were... #thanksTinder