Shane Thornton

I'm a 9 year teacher @ FHS. I have a wonderful wife, Jen, and two awesome boys, Noah and Kade. I love the outdoors and sports. GO Royals, Jayhawks, and Chiefs!

[Shane Thornton @MrT24KC]

@SBNation Vacuum. Sucked away all my hopes and dreams of being the spelling master.

[Shane Thornton @MrT24KC]

@ksucats96 Our Judicial system is "non-partisan", but are they really??? 🤔

[Shane Thornton @MrT24KC]

@bobfescoe I just threw up in my mouth.

[Shane Thornton @MrT24KC]

Thanks @BudgetTruck for the call 4 hrs before I was scheduled to pick up my moving truck. Good thing @PenskeMoving saved me. #ridiculous

[Shane Thornton @MrT24KC]

@steviebuckets32 I've learned to appreciate hair. Some day you'll be without.

[Shane Thornton @MrT24KC]

@steviebuckets32 Just cuz you ain't got any!

[Shane Thornton @MrT24KC]

@bobfescoe I'm sure if a franchise felt like his play was good enough to validate the headache he brings, then someone would give him a chance.

[Shane Thornton @MrT24KC]

My son just peed all over the @ChickfilA Wichita play area. Workers were super understanding. #thankyou #embarasseddad

[Shane Thornton @MrT24KC]

@Tkemp2668 @michal_austin Please. Moving to Colorado will only make me hate Denver more. Now I have to listen to their fans blow and go daily. #puke

[Shane Thornton @MrT24KC]

@RealMNchiefsfan @Duke_Rage Thanks!

[Shane Thornton @MrT24KC]

@RealMNchiefsfan Didn't Johnson lay the wood to Charles in the '14 Pro Bowl? Can we get a GIF of that?

[Shane Thornton @MrT24KC]

@D_townknox06 @The_Chinkle @LaneGarrett98 @Kmill_14 Too bad it wasn't your left front bucker. Stunt double in the making.

[Shane Thornton @MrT24KC]

I'll be buying @Chobani yogurt for now on. The story on @60Minutes made me smile. #hardworkpaysoff #loveall

[Albert Wilson II @iThinkIsee12]

1k please RETWEET RETWEET 👇🏽👇🏽 https://t.co/ITn0dcrgWz

[Shane Thornton @MrT24KC]

Amen. https://t.co/1KxAvM5HIG

[Bret Howard @brethoward33]

All coaches and players need to listen to this..."

[Shane Thornton @MrT24KC]

@stonecoldjones_ Squattin' Broncos, benching Chargers, and eating Raiders for breakfast! Can't wait for this coming year! #ChiefsKingdom

[Shane Thornton @MrT24KC]

@jstoner44 Pick up the poop and place it in a nice Easter basket and leave it on their front porch on Easter. Great gift.

[Shane Thornton @MrT24KC]

@Jacobs71 30M+ for a pair of OLBs where 1 is always hurt and the other has passed his prime. Ouch. Houston needs to play a full season.

[Shane Thornton @MrT24KC]

@Kcchief5886 I certainly hope so. I expect he signs his contract on BBQ sauce sometime next week. I hear he will use a rib bone as a pen.

[Shane Thornton @MrT24KC]

@Kcchief5886 Heard he OD'd on BBQ. He's unconscious but normal pulse. Doc said he has the meat sweats, but expects a full recovery.