MrTaco1111

Korbin (epic) Olsen

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You're pro-choice because you believe women should have the right to their own bodies. I'm pro-choice because I'm the evil liberal who wants to kill babies. We are not the same.

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@DevvyDoovy Never thought I'd see anyone I recognize in-game! Very cool! (I played so booty)

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Sleep with the fishes? But I would never fuck a fish!

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I gave this lady at the taco shop a big ol tip (75¢) and all she had to say was "grassy ass".... Ill have you know my ass has a perfectly normal amount of vegtables in it! And me and my 14 Carrots are never visiting your estableshment again!!

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My friend is a woman now and tf2 still has not fixed the bot crisis. This is silly. #FixTf2

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my friend says he gona download tf2 when they fix bot so pls #savetf2

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Growing up isn't having the ability to open the cereal bag perfectly without tearing it. Growing up is realizing that you should just use scissors.

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Does masturbation mean the two wolves inside me are fucking?

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Hear me out: 6 pound baby. Weight loss program that guarantees shaving off 10 pounds. Antigrav baby.

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"Me when I listen to Rotten Apple by Alice In Chains:
Is this Alice In Chains?"
-you

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"A shit a day keeps the shit away"
- The man with not much shit on average

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Drunk and scared in TJ Maxx holdin my penit for dear life

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@freshsessiion Big man Splatoon 3

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@zenithvx Whats the point of life?

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@InternetH0F I am so tired of this at this point

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@sour_lemmon vrs hydwogen bomb*

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@adamtotscomix PUCK

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@DisOmikronCJ THATS WHAGBI WAS THINKINNNNNN

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@inkstruggletwts Y'know this is a really smart method of getting people to comment more

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@starsleeps Penut buter and jely :)

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You ever about to fall asleep and then you think a thought that's so incomprehensibly stupid that you regain lucidity for a second just to be like "what the fuck was that"?

So anyways what do you think about 4 way doors?