Tom Clayton

I'm an intentionally miserable bastard who hits a 7 iron 200 yards.

[Tom Clayton @MrTClayts]

@sammyspankjam @PolitlcsUK Exactly that. Iran state sponsors do shit like that. Wouldn't surprise me that this runs a hell of a lot deeper than one looney bin from Rotherham.

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Don't go 1-0 up in semis is the lesson of 2018 and 2026 I suppose. Absolutely shit ourselves when we went 1-0 up.

[Tom Clayton @MrTClayts]

Goal, England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿, Derek Acorah.

[Tom Clayton @MrTClayts]

Jesus

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Manslaughter plea accepted in dog walker killing https://t.co/7sw9YkjIW8

[Tom Clayton @MrTClayts]

@DestroyerGort Aged well

[Footy Xtra HQ @footyxtraHQ]

The ball hit the camera cable for England’s equaliser.

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@itvfootball @gabrielclarke05 Why's Gabriel Asking bait questions like that stirring it? Fucking bad taste that.

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Fancy being an Englishman, interviewing an Englishman who's just got to a world cup semi and trying to stir the fucking pot. What an absolute cock end Gabriel Clarke is.

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Lee Dixon is blind man, there was a touch on the ball, then VAR showed the worst camera angle. Personally, the original on field decision should stand there. #BRANOR

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This is worst thing I've watched since 9/11

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@Footballtweet It was the right decision.

[Tom Clayton @MrTClayts]

@Castro1021 It's not a penalty

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@BBCPolitics Working from home isn't allowed mate.

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Why has car insurance gone up like 40%???? @MartinSLewis

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@empire_res66190 Never seen eggs being more well done than sausages before.

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@SHEISONX__ There's probably an iso valve the other side of the wall you cum lord.

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@LegacySiu Halifax Town Football Club.

Thanks.

[Tom Clayton @MrTClayts]

The subtitles 😂😂

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 WATCH: Andy Burnham is called a "traitor" as he arrives into Parliament

[Tom Clayton @MrTClayts]

@AndyBurnhamGM You sat on sky news 2 years ago Jizzing at him being forecast as GE winner on the exit poll, what makes you think you are going to be any better at this Andy? Keir was weak, public perception of you outside the M60 isn't much better chief.

[Emma Dunwell @ESpeaksFreely]

Government logic:
You must be over 16 to:
- have social media
- buy cigerettes
- buy alchohol
- obtain a provisional license
- give sexual consent
- open your own bank account
- enter betting shops

Also government logic:
11 year olds are allowed to:
- understand sex change procedures and medication
- make the decision to transition and give up the possibility of children, and maybe even orgasms
- agree to cope with a wide array of lifelong physical and hormonal problems
- agree to a lifetime of medication

How on earth can a child consent to ANY of this but cannot buy cigerettes, or drive a car, or even HAVE SOCIAL MEDIA?!