MrThirdperson

People say I look like Charlie Puth
| Aspiring comedian

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[MrThirdperson @MrThirdpersonOG]

This was accurate from when I made it till now prolly till forever

[MrThirdperson @MrThirdpersonOG]

@pplaybunny @SpeedyMorman How you know he talkin bout you?

[MrThirdperson @MrThirdpersonOG]

This is why you make chains

[BEN BALLER™ @BENBALLER]

@TimothyDeLaG Movie was 5/10

[MrThirdperson @MrThirdpersonOG]

How about, and don't get scared, 0 experience equals minimum wage? And, wait for it, people with experience get paid accordingly instead of the least amount possible?

[MrThirdperson @MrThirdpersonOG]

@kaanomeg Technology so amazing its not even in my field and im excited

[MrThirdperson @MrThirdpersonOG]

I need the people complaining about Laufey being ugly to be just as boisterous about this

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

New look at Insomniac's ‘WOLVERINE’ game.

(Source: @EW)

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

You know people don’t like to admit this but older cartoons they grew up with were woke and discussed social issues like this and were very on the nose about it

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

kind-of incredible that the right-wing official policy is now "there were no black people in ancient times"

[MrThirdperson @MrThirdpersonOG]

So who's gonna photoshop him out of the picture first

[MrThirdperson @MrThirdpersonOG]

With all due respect to the legend that is Madonna, she need to go sit her ass down somewhere

[MrThirdperson @MrThirdpersonOG]

Again this "We" word

I don't owe them shit cause im not a neanderthal loser who was complaining in the first place

[Saket @SaketxJane]

We owe these three an apology😭😭

(Their respective screen time in The Odyssey)

[MrThirdperson @MrThirdpersonOG]

Common would have been a better choice for that role than Travis Scott

[Professional Vibe Curator 🦧🥇 @GumboGoon]

Anne Hathaway when she saw Odysseus string the bow

[MrThirdperson @MrThirdpersonOG]

Honestly I prefer the regular version because the giants being cut off adds to how massive they appear

[roxy @hendrixnroses]

the difference is CRAZY

[MrThirdperson @MrThirdpersonOG]

@hendrixnroses Honestly I prefer the regular version because the giants being cut off adds to how massive they appear

[MrThirdperson @MrThirdpersonOG]

@ATabarrok It's funny cause I didn't know this either but when I heard it while watching my first thought was "Oh that must be where it came from" instead of "lol nolan stupid"

[MrThirdperson @MrThirdpersonOG]

The driver + management should be shot on the spot and im dead serious

[Souptika Banerjee @stopstarekiss]

Borneo’s orangutans, Assam’s elephants — wildlife across the world is fighting a losing battle against bulldozers, greed, and habitat destruction.

They may fall, but their struggle will remain a painful reminder of humanity’s cruelty towards the planet.

[🇵🇸The Nerd 🔜 Otakon 🇵🇸 @TheNerdWASuit]

Anti-woke people are truly the weakest people alive.

Wait until I tell them there's a loved adaptation of Hercules where Hades talks like a scummy lawyer, Zeus is good, and the story is told by black gospel singers, one of whom is thicc and gets some of the best lines.

[aether @bluewdrift]

you need to be slowmaxxing. you need to be reading long, fat books. you need to be making 48-hour chocolate chip cookies. you need to spend hours watching wildlife, you need to spend 15+ min making your coffee. you need to breathe in and breathe out. you need to be slowwwwwwwwwww.

[vinchester @VVEEDVVIZARD24]

>play our game at the hardest difficulty!
>"is it numbers difficulty or mechanics difficulty?"
>what?
>pull out detailed chart explaining the difference between the two
>its a difficult game sir
>its numbers difficulty again

[MrThirdperson @MrThirdpersonOG]

Not a single one of them pointed their gun at the camera mind you

[Kaylee @HoodKaylee6728]

People get offended when you criticize reckless gun culture, but the real problem isn't the conversation, it's the behavior.
If you're pointing a gun at a camera, waving it around your friends, or using it for likes, you're proving you're not mature enough to own one.
Too many preventable deaths start with someone trying to look tough.