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[Thomas Mark @MRTHOMASMARK]

Wasting time with wasted people #liveitup

[Thomas Mark @MRTHOMASMARK]

It’s all champagne 🎶

[Thomas Mark @MRTHOMASMARK]

To each their own

[Thomas Mark @MRTHOMASMARK]

Anybody else have random contacts in their phone describing the people they meant when you were drunk and meant them or is that just me??

[Thomas Mark @MRTHOMASMARK]

“Alcohol doesn’t solve problems it just makes them go away” - Linda Belcher

[Thomas Mark @MRTHOMASMARK]

Honestly think nobody else has the same sleep schedule as me

[Thomas Mark @MRTHOMASMARK]

I don’t trust people without a vice

[Amen’s Liquor Store @AmensLiquor]

16 oz. $10 Bud Light at a baseball game should be a felony.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Joey has it all figured out

[Kip Moore @KipMooreMusic]

If you’ve made multiple negative yelp reviews... I’d bet good $ that your favorite flavor ice cream is pistachio & we wouldn’t see eye 2 eye

[Thomas Mark @MRTHOMASMARK]

It says a lot when you won’t let your drunk “friends” stay at your house

[Annalyse Nabity @__annaconda]

I need a nap

[Bryce Murray @brycemurray89]

How to properly drink a Busch Light 🍺

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

That’s all

[Thomas Mark @MRTHOMASMARK]

@WhatTheFFacts Try 3-4 bitches

[Thomas Mark @MRTHOMASMARK]

I’m hammered or something lol

[Thomas Mark @MRTHOMASMARK]

I need a crooze

[Thomas Mark @MRTHOMASMARK]

Why are Sunday’s boring af

[Thomas Mark @MRTHOMASMARK]

Really wanna see super troopers

[Thomas Mark @MRTHOMASMARK]

Numb

[Thomas Mark @MRTHOMASMARK]

Why are they called bad decisions if you have so much fun doing them??