Steve Whittingham

Grumpy with a grin.

[Steve Whittingham @MrTwittingham]

I seldom tweet, but it was wonderful waking up to a text from my best mate who wrote this article on the greatest football rivalry.

A great read for football fans, and those who just like a heap of effort put into a silly idea to make someone laugh.

#CarlVsSteve

[Football Bloody Hell | The Football Pinks @FootballPinks]

Carlisle v Stevenage: the greatest football rivalry?

To be honest, few would argue that @officialcufc and @StevenageFC could match El Classico, but @CarlBurkitt tells his own story of the CARL v STEVE rivalry.

👉| https://t.co/38L2DvsCeO

#carl #steve

[Football Bloody Hell | The Football Pinks @FootballPinks]

Carlisle v Stevenage: the greatest football rivalry?

To be honest, few would argue that @officialcufc and @StevenageFC could match El Classico, but @CarlBurkitt tells his own story of the CARL v STEVE rivalry.

👉| https://t.co/38L2DvsCeO

#carl #steve

[Steve Whittingham @MrTwittingham]

@danseager2 Soup is like a cat

[Steve Whittingham @MrTwittingham]

@thexbomb No teeth needed. Just tongue and roof of mouth.

[Steve Whittingham @MrTwittingham]

@AlistairTOwen @Robertc1970 The EST n00b pwning squad?

Or more accurately "That was fucking bullshit" crew...

[Steve Whittingham @MrTwittingham]

@lizardking2_0 I shared my annual alcohol intake online once and people were asking me if I was ok because I had 372 pints in a year...I considered that to be relatively low based on how much I know mates drink.

[Steve Whittingham @MrTwittingham]

@AlexWLive @Official_STFC @STFCSupClub @TrustSTFC These lot were mugged off doing it for free. No 10:30 break to eat a sausage roll in a shed?

[Steve Whittingham @MrTwittingham]

@CarlBurkitt Man Dem Crew

[Steve Whittingham @MrTwittingham]

@AlistairTOwen Interesting you went for 'sellotape' (without the capital S I might add) instead of the Blue Peter-esque 'sticky back plastic'.

So corporate these days. You've changed.

[Steve Whittingham @MrTwittingham]

@Luke_Baigues Been wondering this for a while. Found 7 ads so far

[Steve Whittingham @MrTwittingham]

@AlistairTOwen You've come a long way since eating a bag of Skips everyday

[Steve Whittingham @MrTwittingham]

I was actually excited for my birthday this year for this reason.

[Carl @CarlBurkitt]

It’s my best mate’s birthday today. Naturally, he got ME a present by illustrating our faces and sending them off to a company to stitch on to matching t-shirts for the pair of us.

[Steve Whittingham @MrTwittingham]

@JakeWildHall @CarlBurkitt @harrybakerpoet If he owned a rag-and-bone business with his son...

[Steve Whittingham @MrTwittingham]

@danseager2 @YouTube But in a banner ad / facebook carousel...

[Steve Whittingham @MrTwittingham]

A simple meme on Reddit is bringing a lot of discussion on all the Steve's people know and that they are dicks.
https://t.co/DUmKWbjsS8

Off to Deed Poll I go.

[Steve Whittingham @MrTwittingham]

@CarlBurkitt We're in a dream now right? From what I see, a fair few aren't.

[Steve Whittingham @MrTwittingham]

@CarlBurkitt Pavlovian parenting technique for when he kicks off as a teenager. Just slowly reach for the tape...

[Steve Whittingham @MrTwittingham]

@chris_du_banane Stupid boy.

[Steve Whittingham @MrTwittingham]

@AlistairTOwen Change "that stupid talking paper clip" to "Clippy"
It's far more concise.