Mr. Wardrake

[Mr. Wardrake @MrWardrake]

@DuvalMagic FL4K's "personality" is much different than I imagined and they are so much better! So glad I started with them!

[ProvokedSharkAttack @ProvokedSharks]

Hey Shark! Your Momma's so fat she navigates by sonar!

#SharkWeek #SharkWeek2019

[ProvokedSharkAttack @ProvokedSharks]

Hey Shark! Your Momma's so fat she went for a swim and sank!

#SharkWeek #SharkWeek2019

[ProvokedSharkAttack @ProvokedSharks]

Hey Shark! Your Momma's so old she used to baby-sit Megladon! #sharkweek #SharkWeek2019 #sciencehumor #Science

[Mr. Wardrake @MrWardrake]

@MrRandyHavens #SHOOK!

[Mr. Wardrake @MrWardrake]

@BobIgerCEO just wanted to thank you for getting rid of Rivers of Light. Its my wife's favorite and you're closing it the weekend we arrive at #wdw. She's been crying all day. By the way your still a nondiscript corporate douche.

[Mr. Wardrake @MrWardrake]

@DuvalMagic Every code I've entered for BL:GOTY says Sorry this code can't be redeemed. What am I doing wrong?

[Mr. Wardrake @MrWardrake]

@RobertIger I thought you were doing good things for #Disney. Turns out you're just some nondescript corporate douchebag or whatever. @Joe_Rohde cares more about WDW than you ever could. He should have your job!

[Mr. Wardrake @MrWardrake]

@Blizzard_Ent @PlayOverwatch while trying to report a player for sabotaging my team I got kicked for inactivity and lost an endorsement lvl. Thanks for that.

[Mr. Wardrake @MrWardrake]

@AMC_TV Can we get Yvette Nicole Brown @YNB to host The Talking Dead?

[Mr. Wardrake @MrWardrake]

@planetside2 hey what's going on with the PS4 servers

[Mr. Wardrake @MrWardrake]

@AppStore @NianticLabs Spawn rates samed a lot lower than the last couple of community days, kind of a bummer.

[Mr. Wardrake @MrWardrake]

@BunnyVonBlades This group got so much bigger!

[DOOM @DOOM]

Follow & RT for a chance to win a Doomguy figure!

...BFG not included.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

One should never forget the first principle of the old KGB

" Always accuse your enemy of exactly what you are doing "

[Mr. Wardrake @MrWardrake]

@Sethrogen is there anything you can do to get Macaulay Culkin in a movie? I miss that guy.

[Mr. Wardrake @MrWardrake]

How many retweets to get @DavidKHarbour to be a guest at @DragonCon

[Mr. Wardrake @MrWardrake]

@MrRandyHavens When you think you can't, say to yourself "motherfucker you better!" #dragoncon #motivationalperson

[DOOM @DOOM]

GIVEAWAY TIME: Want a 13" #DOOM Slayer collectible figure? Follow and RT for a chance to win.

https://t.co/qbXGGfAcwJ

[Mr. Wardrake @MrWardrake]

Wow! I just entered for a chance to win "SZTROKIA Essential Oil Diffuser, 200ml Aromather..." by Sztrokia. https://t.co/xXMHPqsIaT #giveaway