Ballzack the Wizard

I am Ballzack! The Cresent Wizard of the Solar Moons! 🌙

(Age: 2528) (Practice: Destruction, Transmutation, Illusion, Runic Enchantmets)

[Ballzack the Wizard @Mrwizeerd]

Ballzack's chronicle's: The Hog Saga (pages 1-4)

[Ballzack the Wizard @Mrwizeerd]

I hired her to take care of the Cyclops, I never asked for her to parade the remains back into the tower...

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@realBigglepodge LOL

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Does anyone know as to why the Storm Wizard is in a pissy mood?

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I forget I can fly sometimes, I'm going to the village now to terrorize them

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@Morgenstuck Don't fret, for there will always be metals and a need to liquefy them!

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The screeching wraiths that shit fire balls are at it again, ruining my midmorning tea party plans >:^(

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I attempted to give the barbarians a chance at socializing with me, and the lot of them immediately recommended we go grab a drink of ale at "The Pissing Bitch".

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I concur with the Holy Wizard, cast out these artificial minds, and summon the willpower that lies within thee!

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You may find that casting "Rotten Potato Juice Volley" directly into thy detractors mouths will swiftly win thee thy argument or point

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We must call upon the Forest and the Ents to unleash the River upon the Uruk-Hai data centers that have corrupted the techno-wizards!

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For those of you who complain of pigeon droppings, be thankful you do not have Griffins nesting on your roof. Orc bones are heavy and not so easily digested...

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@turbomander Immediately after a new moon, to ensure the cycle of your pact is not interrupted

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The Brendan's and Brandon's have been trying to absorb each other for centuries

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@Slendernibble I just have brain fog today

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Okay, so that wasn't the healing spell, my bad man

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I fed 43 lemurs "Monster's Energy" and potions of Swiftness...

Most* of them fossilized against the stone walls of the entrance hall...

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

What was “The Incident” at your Mages Guild?

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The druids are up to something, and I'm here to support it

[Tree @ATree_Official]

free

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Standing stone take me to da liqua store

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I scared off a group of bandits, and one of them dropped this whilst he fled

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@DruidPosts We never have enough oaks, the forest must be grateful!