Wanja

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[Wanja @Ms_Wanja]

If I told you that a flower bloomed in a dark room would you trust it?

[Wanja @Ms_Wanja]

@Maina_Bajie Couldn't continue past the uber guy story...really heartbreaking 💔

[Mary Kathomi @MaryK2022]

Hi I'm lynet from Komarock I lost my kids date 13 may 2026 please 🙏 who ever see them please call me on these number 0726096432 name ,precious and Zennel

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

1. Fuel problems entered when Ruto brought the G-2-G deal.
2. Medical problems entered when Ruto brought in SHA.
3. Education problems entered when Ruto brought the new funding model.
4. Child trafficking problems entered when Ruto opened borders.

Name them.

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

BREAKING: The Supreme Court has just made a massive ruling on YOUR pension money.

Attorney General Dorcas Oduor and 3 others LOST the case while defending the government’s position.

For years, the government treated pension money deducted from workers’ salaries as if it were public money.

That is why pension schemes faced endless bureaucracy, procurement rules, delays, and costly approvals before investing your savings.

The Association of Retirement Benefits Schemes challenged this in court.

They lost in the High Court.
Lost again in the Court of Appeal.
But on 15th May 2026, the Supreme Court finally ruled in their favour.

The court declared that pension schemes sponsored by public entities and state corporations are PRIVATE TRUSTS, not government money.

Meaning?

Your pension is YOUR money.
Not the government’s.

Trustees can now invest faster, avoid unnecessary procurement bureaucracy, and potentially grow retirement savings better for millions of Kenyans.
This is one of the biggest financial rulings most wananchi have never heard about.

[Irũngũ Houghton @irunguhoughton]

I’ve just signed a petition calling for Sen. Karen Nyamu to be held accountable for degrading a Grade 10 student in the Kenyan Senate. No child should ever be objectified or humiliated in the Senate or any public institution. Join me and share this post to demand action and stronger protection for children’s dignity.
https://t.co/2OFsxF9CAN https://t.co/2OFsxF9CAN

[Back & Body Hurts @HoneyandRum_]

Can we all come together and support this selfless man. Let’s scream at the top of our voices on the hills and roofs about the odious debt case.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

In case anyone isn’t aware, Trump is demanding Zambia to hand over its mineral rights by end of day tomorrow or the U.S. gov’t will cut off the country’s access to the AIDS medications that are literally keeping its citizens alive.

Just thought y’all should know.

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

But when I talk, mnasema nimelipwa.

Huyo politician unamsifu anaweza lala hii kitanda?

Lakini mtampigia makofi akiwaletea expired rice because anawapenda.

Situation is bad!!!

[Marcus Olang' @marcusolang]

Safaricom: "New app!"
Kenyans: "I didn't ask for this."
S: "It's a free update!"
K: "I can't log in."
S: "Needs your sim, just the first time 😄"
K: "This is the 4th time 😡"
S: "Just buy bundles 😘"
K: "What if I'm abroad? It's expensive 😡"
S: "It's for security! Mwa-est 😘😘"

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

Have you seen where legs are rested?

A maternity wheelchair and possibly the only one in the facility.

[SANKEI🇰🇪 @SankeiSaitoti]

Patron hajaona nurses pale KNH wamestrike? He wanted to rescue Nairobi Hospital, si aende arescue KNH basi sasa.

[Dr. Strange @Imonaar]

Na mjue nurses wakianza kuongea we will have to disband the country.

We have a dysfunctional public healthcare system. The dysfunction has been worsened with SHA.

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

Sai kuna CS inaendelea hapo theater lakini wanatumia tochi ya simu.

Affordable bloggers wako hapa kusifu huyo jamaa wa energy, sina neno mimi.

Complications ikitokea ni madaktari hawajui kufanya kazi yao.

Mnadhani ni jokes, incompetency ya hawa leaders itakufikia.

[Wanja @Ms_Wanja]

@Princess2000A 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[INFOSEC F0X 🔥 @infosec_fox]

OneDrive: “your file is saved”
Me: “oh cool where is it?”
Onedrive: “where’s what?”

[Drugs Bunny @Monty_Hasashi]

Lakini genuine question, what would happen if ALL of us stopped paying taxes? KRA watafanya nini? Do they have the prisons to fill 30 million Kenyans? I don't think so.

[Skippy 🦋 @AonjelaPel]

Next year is going to be 20 years since PEV. The same person who was implicated in it is set to vie for the second time for the highest rank in a country.

[Asa @xAsamoahx]

I was applying for Australian citizenship and the interviewer asked, "Do you have a criminal record?" I said, "No. Is that still required?"

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Gross Pay. Net Pay.

[Wanja @Ms_Wanja]

@SokoAnalyst The expansion is long overdue...we are really suffering on that road