Matthew Jeffries

he/him || fast food aficionado || apple over pumpkin

[Matthew Jeffries @msajeffries]

I started VPR from the beginning in mid-July to watch Scandoval, and I just started season 10.

[Matthew Jeffries @msajeffries]

I feel like the mother in Home Alone who has no idea what time or day it is after traveling so much.

[Matthew Jeffries @msajeffries]

I have loved my time in India but I’m dying without the ability to watch Forensic Files and Vanderpump Rules.

[Matthew Jeffries @msajeffries]

Heather Gay grabbing a bag of Juanita's means she is just like us. #RHOSLC

[Charles W McKinney, Jr. @CharlesWMcKinn2]

I’m seven weeks behind in a semester that doesn’t start until next week.

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

going to Wendy's in the 2000s

[Katie Pennick @KatiePennick]

barbie’s wheelchair vs my actual wheelchair: a critical comparison

aka the best twitter thread i will ever post

strap in

#Barbie

[The Advocate @TheAdvocateMag]

"I don’t need to hear what the greatest cheater in American history has to say about what he thinks is an unfair advantage," Rippon said. https://t.co/ToLTC5BjZ0

[Matthew Jeffries @msajeffries]

@ShaneRPDX He gave that vibe in Santa Clarita Diet to some extent.

[Matthew Jeffries @msajeffries]

This week's staycation has been everything I needed. This morning I'm enjoying my coffee and working on a passion project on my deck with Dory.

[Matthew Jeffries @msajeffries]

@amghammond I think you could skip to season 4 and be fine and not miss a beat— season 5 is 🔥

[Matthew Jeffries @msajeffries]

#RHOM season 4 walked so season 5 could run.

[Matthew Jeffries @msajeffries]

I parallel parked on the left on a hill with ease today. Probably first and last time but I’m proud nonetheless. 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻

[Matthew Jeffries @msajeffries]

Kylie’s new song is everything.

[Matthew Jeffries @msajeffries]

@sara_ackerson Thank you!!!

[Matthew Jeffries @msajeffries]

We confirmed seats for Six on our cruise for my birthday. I am ELATED!!!

[Matthew Jeffries @msajeffries]

@TerahJay I love my Nordace!