Mrs. Helena Handbasket

America's Preeminent Unfluencer.
Near Zero Engagement.
Collector of Elon Musk Fake Followers.

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Blueberry bread

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@playanasti @WallStreetMav Seriously. The world isn't a dystopian nightmare. Yet.

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If I waved a wand and recited, "retardium leviosa!" would all the Democrat designated liars float away?
@IfindRetards

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@ksorbs Change the quorum rules to "Whoever is present".

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@ksorbs I'd vote for ChatGPT first.

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Grok is a Crock.

https://t.co/yleUTOtNhu

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I feel like the woke left is gonna end like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance kid, with the last two of them hiding out from 10,000 Argentinian Policia, and deciding to make a break for it.

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I want to see a TRON movie rendered on an Atari 800.

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@Rothmus Deadpool said it best: Bottle it up until it turns into cancer or achievement.

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All these e-girls who won't even talk to a guy unless he meets every criteria she's dreamed up since she was six are denying the universe the chance to surprise and delight them.
That's not a great plan.

[Mrs. Helena Handbasket @MsAnneThrowp]

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How dating should go.
FIRST DATE: Can I stand to be in a room with you for an hour (NO OTHER CRITERIA)

SECOND DATE: Are we starting to click, our senses of humor, are you kind? (NO OTHER CRITERIA)

3: Do you like my cooking?
4: Do I see any path to the future with you?

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@DiscussingFilm Is Lrrr of Omicron Persei 8 starring in this one too?

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@libsoftiktok Demons.

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@Rothmus Maybe you should lick his groin more.

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This is Gemini with the same prompt.

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Oh, Grok has gotten a MILLION TIMES better, they said:

"Draw a tall girlfriend lifting her normal sized boyfriend across a small creek."

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@therabbithole Don’t forget preferential sentencing

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@Variety I want a Gina Carano/Kevin Sorbo spy movie.

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@Rothmus https://t.co/xoftvvPYSU