In 2024 I actually perfected the poached egg, so in 2025 I will actually work on choux 😬 (and perhaps try to whittle down the procrastination) #Resolutions2025
All I want for Christmas is…a painting of a mouse riding a lobster.
Christmas cards during the Victorian Era tended to be rather unusual, reflecting an offbeat sense of humor before Christmas iconography had solidified into what it is today.
Let’s shake this tree down. 🧵⬇️
You once said that wearing an expensive watch signals you're high status, which women find attractive. I don't think most women pay attention to your watch. Unless they're a fellow watch nerd (and there are many women into watches), they prob don't even know the model.