Uncle Dad

[Uncle Dad @mschmidt114]

@ZYusufkhan @matthewmc45 @anika_polancec @kabutama1 @NicholassLopezz @osmanaliyardim @TimizaTv29164 @bagadonitz @gowthamsurya3 @Emihle77659729 @gltee_us @Gwiniethepooh1 @milad7367 @AAders84 @Patrici38212840 @BennieLuke1 @MarkHay64548359 @RocaStar1 what does your asshole taste like?

[Uncle Dad @mschmidt114]

@Colonel_Rat @PKSubban1 woo! yeah!!

[Uncle Dad @mschmidt114]

@RayKump did the gun cum at least?

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Trump reportedly briefed that Iran’s new Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei is probably gay.

[Ben Avery @benaveryisgood]

@LindseyGrahamSC Enjoy every cock

[Uncle Dad @mschmidt114]

@pizza_uncl17270 @TheNBACentel @JimmyButler Don’t forget those 2 missed free throws!

[Deerposts @Deerpostss]

My stupid chud son (Who i hate) keeps on trying to turn off the lights so I had to noodle him

[Uncle Dad @mschmidt114]

@justtobiatch @StingrGolf heyohhhhh

[U.S. Ministry of Truth @USMiniTru]

🚨BREAKING: India demands ten bobs & two vagene from Pakistan, or else the strikes will continue, @AP reports. #IndiaPakistanWar

[Uncle Dad @mschmidt114]

#NCAAChampionship

[Uncle Dad @mschmidt114]

@C2thaL2thaIGG wide backs

[Uncle Dad @mschmidt114]

@pepsi @bflay @pepsi did you and @bflay steal my idea?

[Uncle Dad @mschmidt114]

@pepsi for you, pepsi…anything 🥰

[Uncle Dad @mschmidt114]

The scent of meat grilling should be a cologne

[Uncle Dad @mschmidt114]

@pepsi for you, pepsi…anything

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

Whoever made this is a genius. 😂😂😂

Trump talking about straws like the beginning of a Seinfeld episode...

[Uncle Dad @mschmidt114]

@TheSociallyCool @bronhistory greg monroe

[Uncle Dad @mschmidt114]

@GseSweet @Jokeeee_ lol cocktavious

[Uncle Dad @mschmidt114]

@PardonMyTake 41. because i’m blocked by Lenny Dykstra

[Patrick Lyons @p_lyons_]

couldn’t unhear it so i had to do this

[Uncle Dad @mschmidt114]

@GolfonCBS @AaronRodgers12 @Amanda_Balionis