Amanda

Amateur adventurer. I like you.

[Amanda @msduh]

Them: Being single must be so lonely.
Me:

[Amanda @msduh]

I put on mosquito repellent and then immediately saw a mosquito get repelled. My therapist could never.

[Amanda @msduh]

Fuck bees.

[Amanda @msduh]

In the movie The Beekeeper they say “The Beekeeper” 28 times and I know that b/c I watched it and counted.

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

TL dead but here’s a mood

[Amanda @msduh]

@danCLYNE Yes

[Amanda @msduh]

@danCLYNE

[Amanda @msduh]

My enemy is a chonk cat named Larry who is sometimes nice to me but most times leaves my hand looking like I just stuck it in a woodchipper.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A group of ducks in Portugal witnessed the meteor while on Twitch

[Lobo @LobosFFDen]

Me trying to get my dog riled up

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

The Bear but it’s set in a rainforest cafe

[Amanda @msduh]

People still “like” my viral tweet from 2018 and it just proves that fatass evil birds never die and I’m going to live forever.

[Russell @RussellFalcon]

This how you walk on the sand so you don’t alert the worms

[Amanda @msduh]

Current emotional status: There is a group of witches in my small town who have accepted me into the group chat but haven’t invited me to any rituals.

[Amanda @msduh]

Fly me too close to the sun I have an idea.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

In 1979, Casio made a pocket calculator that doubled as a cigarette lighter, also known as the ‘calculighter’. [📷: Joe Haupt]

[TPS @TotalProSports]

Jason Kelce arriving in Vegas for Super Bowl LVIII...

[Latif Nasser @latifnasser]

Last January, I noticed something peculiar in my 2yo’s bedroom that - after a year of obsessive reporting - led me to a profound cosmic revelation about what’s even possible in our universe. A 🧵.

[Amanda @msduh]

I was flirting with this guy I met at a bar and told him he “gave off serial killer vibes but in a good way” and he wasn’t flattered? I don’t understand men.

[maria🦝 @mariamainmo]

When your bestie is about to do something she’ll regret but it’s gonna be really funny