Evi L. Bloggerlady

I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk. H.L. Mencken

[Evi L. Bloggerlady @MsEBL]

#NationalWineDay You may be cool, but you are not Easy Company sipping Hitler's wine in Eagle's Nest cool. #MemorialDay Cheers and Thank you 🍷
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[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Here's another

Why don't Muslim women smoke pot ?

It's because they don't enjoy getting stoned

Any others ?

[Cynical Publius @CynicalPublius]

Thomas Massie is not "conservative."

He is not "liberal."

He is not a "libertarian."

He is, in fact, devoid of any actual values or beliefs other than narcissistic love of self. His entire tenure in Congress proved what I said to be true. Claiming to support conservatism, he wore that as a skinsuit until his popularity changed, at which point he deliberately sought to wreck the conservative movement and allied himself with neo-Marxist charlatans like Ro Khanna.

I am not exaggerating when I say I would vote for AOC for President before I voted for Thomas Massie.

Why, you may ask?

At least with AOC, I know where she stands and what I would get, and no one would be deceived as to who she is.

Massie, OTOH, would say or do anything so long as it satisfies Massie's narcissistic supply. Malignant narcissists should never have power because they would destroy the world if it suited them.

A person with values is always preferable to a person with zero values, even when you disagree with those values of the first person. At least you honestly know where they stand.

[Evi L. Bloggerlady @MsEBL]

@apexlabora77146 Two trips for shopping is more of an excuse to get out of the house.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

INSANE: Footage shows aftermath of the Atlantic Asphalt tanker crash into the American Heritage river cruiser on the Mississippi River in New Orleans.

129 passengers were on board at the time of the crash.

This is horrifying. Pray 🙏🏻

[Andrew Branca Show @TheBrancaShow]

Jensen Huang Is Out- China’s the Only Winner Here

[The Old and Unimproved Dave 🦘 @DaveToau]

@MsEBL Really? I just thought he was taking his bat and ball, and...

[Evi L. Bloggerlady @MsEBL]

@Snerle11 @laralogan I meant in principle. I know you keep the good stuff in Denmark.

[Evi L. Bloggerlady @MsEBL]

EBL: The Miracle of Marcelino | Marcelino pan y vino https://t.co/wHqHcvhcLY

[Evi L. Bloggerlady @MsEBL]

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EBL: Diana Gómez https://t.co/xCyYYCcGj4

[The Patriarch Tree @PatriarchTree]

Interesting that the numbers went into freefall after my wife and I had our sixth and final child. Probably just a coincidence …

[charlie @charliemenghett]

@MsEBL Semper Fi devil dogs!

[Lake Bum @dustopian]

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[Hailey Welch @hailey_cryptoo]

Who did this 😩😩😩😂😂😂🤯🤯

[White House Leaks @WhiteLeaks47]

Want to see a murder?

Libs in the White House press corps screamed at Trump’s Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller that Elon Musk is “unelected!”

What happens next is a fatality.

I promise you - this is the single best video on the internet today:

[Flopping Aces @FloppingAces]

John Thune and Senate Republican leadership fucked around while the SAVE Act went nowhere, and now Democrats are preparing to turn their congressional victory into another two-year, taxpayer-funded Trump-hunting shitshow.

The House passed the legislation. The Senate had months to act. Republicans spent years screaming about election integrity, voter verification, and protecting the ballot box. Then came their chance to actually deliver, and these incompetent motherfuckers performed their favorite Washington magic trick: turning a campaign promise into a steaming pile of absolutely fucking nothing.

And now the country gets to enjoy the consequences of another spectacular Republican leadership failure.

Voter eligibility disputes, registration concerns, election procedures, and public distrust are all back on the table. The same problems Republicans promised to confront remain political landmines because the people entrusted with getting legislation through Congress apparently couldn't organize a fucking sandwich order without forming a committee and scheduling six months of hearings.

Thune can shove his procedural excuses straight up his ass.

Nobody elected Republican leadership to stand around polishing their parliamentary rulebooks while Democrats prepare another congressional bloodbath. Americans voted for action. They got excuses, delays, finger-pointing, and the same spineless Washington bullshit that has made Republican leadership a national embarrassment.

Meanwhile, Democrats are sharpening their knives, rehearsing impeachment speeches, and preparing to make Trump's presidency a living hell.

Brilliant fucking work, gentlemen. Absolutely magnificent. You've managed to combine legislative paralysis with political self-destruction, then act surprised when voters wonder what the hell you're doing in Washington.

Every election, these useless bastards tell Americans the republic is hanging by a thread. Donate more. Volunteer harder. Knock on doors. Drag your friends to the polls. Save America before it's too late.

Then voters deliver the opportunity, and Republican leadership suddenly develops a terminal case of procedural impotence.

What an astonishing collection of gutless, excuse-spewing, promise-breaking assholes.

Republican voters keep getting told it's their responsibility to save the fucking country.

Maybe it's time John Thune and the rest of these overpaid congressional deadweights stopped demanding everyone else's sacrifice and started doing their own goddamn fucking jobs.
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[Evi L. Bloggerlady @MsEBL]

@PatriarchTree @davereaboi John Calvin disagrees: There are no good boys.

[ΛRMIN @Arminn_Ai]

Jensen Huang Style 🕺
Made with Nvidia chips, obviously

[El Marqués de las Zorreras @EZorreras]

Al agua, tenéis que mirar al agua.

[alexandriabrown @alexthechick]

Oh so this could have been done at any time?

[JimDelRey @JimDelRey]

Hegseth admitted he was wrong, then gave the guy a medal for calling him out. Dude did right by the standards and by the guard. I dunno what else you want to happen here. Besides glazing Lloyd Austin. Again.