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[dirtymic @MSevaliya]

Back by popular demand

[dirtymic @MSevaliya]

I come from a Long line of coincidence

[dirtymic @MSevaliya]

A man that shaves his arms and legs probably shaves his vagina too

[veggie femme @veggiefemme]

Instead of drinking all day & wanting to die, on days off I just lie in bed all day & feel kind of dead. It's quite lovely, in a way.

[dirtymic @MSevaliya]

compare me to "normal" and compare me to "coffee", then compare me to "murder", then add a touch of color

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Tim Tebow rings up your groceries & pulls change from the drawer. “Sir,” he says as a tear rolls down his cheek, “here’s your quarter back.”

[court 🥀🖤 @whoaxcourrrtney]

i can't wait until it starts snowing ❄⛄

[BridgetJones @nevernicethings]

People who live in glass houses shouldn't, when they look like you.

[DJ Jazzy Chef @JoshMarino420]

you don't have a vagina #WhyIDidntTextYouBack

[dirtymic @MSevaliya]

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[dirtymic @MSevaliya]

Its awesome how much gas I'm not getting for 18$

[dirtymic @MSevaliya]

Thank God for the cold shoulders of life, without them we'd be clueless

[dirtymic @MSevaliya]

I guess I'm at that point in life where i go to bed at 10pm and wake up at 5am...fuck me, should I get me some depends while I'm at it

[dirtymic @MSevaliya]

eat wisdom, speak shit

[dirtymic @MSevaliya]

regurgated vaginal bloodfart, hence the name 'dirtymic, a.k.a. 'redwinged superhero

[dirtymic @MSevaliya]

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity

[dirtymic @MSevaliya]

deep bass and a banjo is all I need to get me going

[dirtymic @MSevaliya]

Ola con motherfuckin queso

[DJ Jazzy Chef @JoshMarino420]

Wake and bake

[dirtymic @MSevaliya]

As long as we avoid people who watch the news, everything will be ok