Amit Kumar

Atheist by choice | Religion is just an opium | Humanity first | Free expression | Be polite - Agree to disagree | #fintwit

[Amit Kumar @msgingamit]

Heard a very nice akbar-birbal story today

Summary here

So Akbar and Birbal had gone to the jungle for shikar and lost their way.

Unable to find their way back to their tents, they found a jungle dwellers hut and asked to be spent the night - she agreed.

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Pagal aurat...

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@IndianGems_ @Peace05589973 Valentine day ke time aana bhai - mausam badiya rahega

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Panauti saala - strikes again

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Kuch help ho sake to karo...

https://t.co/zPT5CJiBXo

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@ActusDei Can 5000usd investment (around Rs4.5L - soon to be 5L) considered retail?!

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@Benarasiyaa Ye to jhanki hai

Picture to abhi baki hai

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@priteshlakhani Bhai ye bata aisi kaunsi bimari hai - kitni dawai khata hai tu

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@HPhobiaWatch Messi has been living in the USA for a couple of years now

He does know english

But the only language you know is gali ka kutta language - bhau bhau

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@IndianTechGuide Govt backed studies

So of course not

Waise have any of these studies being made public?

Of course not

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@gauravsabnis @UniversityofHu1 He is going to be the syrupy sanghi very soon

He is just laying some intellectual ground work

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@MahuaMoitra @Freeindiansoul Is this why they have given shelter to Hasina in India?

Did they get the vote chori playbook from Hasina??

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@hvgoenka Chup bhi kar gali ke kutte ke pille

Bhaunkna band kar aur kuch kaam pe dhyan de
https://t.co/AErC9zEdWQ

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@hvgoenka Suna hai Goenka ji gali ke kutte ke pille declare kar diye gaye

I mean officially

Unofficially to sara din twitter pe bhaunkte milte hain hi
https://t.co/AErC9zEdWQ

[Amit Kumar @msgingamit]

@abhishec_s Lovely presentation on the Transcript today (still listening to it live)

Of course there are areas where I disagree but that is the burden of all people who think

But you made me revisit my (basic) assumptions on many points (ACs for eg) and I guess that was the point

So tx!

[Amit Kumar @msgingamit]

Ye chaman chutiya external affairs minister ke under mein 'abki baar trump sarkar' hua to isko protocol yaad nahin aaya

Abhi Trump isko kutte (aka pyaare Moti ji) ka pilla bana raha hai to protocol yaad aa raha hai

F*cking incompetent people

[Amit Kumar @msgingamit]

Aisi bethe bethe soch raha tha which country in South Asia does India has best relations with... (remaining)

Not Sri Lanka
Not Bangladesh
Not Nepal
Pak ka to kabhi chance nahin tha

Its Taliban

That pretty much sums it all up!

[Amit Kumar @msgingamit]

Mohammed Siraj

Aaj ye naam un logon ko munh pe tamacha hai jinhein unity in diversity samajh nahin aata aur jo constitution ke secular hone pe sawaal uthate hain

Ye tamache regular lagate rehne chahiye

#INDvsENGTest

[Mahender Singh @MahenderTweets]

नेहरू और शर्मा जी का लड़का 🤣🤣

[Amit Kumar @msgingamit]

@satishacharya Isiliye bolte hain chahe Modi ho ya Kohli... kutton aur pagalon ki tarah unke peeche bhagna band karo

Wo nahin aayenge jab tumhare saath koi hadsa hoga

[Amit Kumar @msgingamit]

@akhileshutup Dear Akhilesh bhaiya,

Apne frnd ko ye blog padwa dena aur bolna - dont get odd, rather get even

https://t.co/y5UcdEBBxP