Michael Siedlecki

casually glimpsing into the abyss, as a treat

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

[on my death bed]
"Why didn't I just buy a normal bed?"

[Michael Siedlecki @msiedz]

@WestttC_ @grok fuckit i'll do it myself

[Michael Siedlecki @msiedz]

@WestttC_ @grok draw a photo of this scene i am replying to

[Michael Siedlecki @msiedz]

@WestttC_ the aura of a man taking his in-labor wife to the hospital in a helicopter (despite also being able to afford a full at-home serviced birth)

[Michael Siedlecki @msiedz]

@WestttC_ AITA my dog emancipated himself and is now living with my 🍇ist

[Michael Siedlecki @msiedz]

@_mantard i’m looking at you, princess peach

[Michael Siedlecki @msiedz]

type of damsel in distress who gets the ick whenever anyone tries to save her

[Michael Siedlecki @msiedz]

@park_giraffic

[Michael Siedlecki @msiedz]

You can just spontaneously decide to go see Ye

[Michael Siedlecki @msiedz]

@WestttC_ it’s the smell

[Michael Siedlecki @msiedz]

@Suethehumanrace @TheAlienKnows yea so he can’t speak in the way i need to verify

[Michael Siedlecki @msiedz]

Type of rich guy who knowingly falls for scams just to feel something

[Michael Siedlecki @msiedz]

@Suethehumanrace let me speak to your queen and i will hastily wire you the funds

[Michael Siedlecki @msiedz]

@lostinproxies

[Michael Siedlecki @msiedz]

@lostinproxies Watching someone think they’re getting away with it so easily is the heart of darkness

[Michael Siedlecki @msiedz]

@Suethehumanrace @CarolWalshReal1 do you tapdance?

[Michael Siedlecki @msiedz]

@Suethehumanrace @CarolWalshReal1 this explains a lot

[Michael Siedlecki @msiedz]

ok ima fight the depths
damn, that abyss got hands

[Michael Siedlecki @msiedz]

@WestttC_ also gotta blame MTV Cribs for idiots thinking its so easy to become stupidly rich