Mar 🪬

Amare et sapere vix deo conceditur.

[Mar 🪬 @Msinelli09]

Y entre tanto caos, eres el arcoíris permanente de mi existencia 🤍

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“2027 is in 4 months” me who lost track of time since 2019

[💗 @dumbtwttt]

i was about to go to the bathroom, so I pulled a tampon out of my purse. My male coworker looked at it and said, “Wait… you use tampons?” I said, “Yeah, why?” He immediately made a face and said, “Those are so gross. I don’t get how women can put those inside themselves.” I asked, “What’s so gross about them?” He said, “They go inside you and come out covered in blood.” I said, “So is it the blood that’s gross, or the fact that they go in a vagina?” He paused and admitted it was because they go in a vagina. I looked at him and said, “You know what else goes in a vagina? A penis.” He just stared at me. I shrugged and said, “Exactly. And boys never seem to stop talking about those.” Funny how a vagina only becomes “gross” when it’s associated with women’s health.

[mika @mikasagrada]

Muita gente quer o iPhone 17 e eu só quero isso:

[Keyfi Paylaşımlar @keyfipyIasimIar]

Bir hayvanı seven herkes bilir: Onu kaybetme korkusu, vedadan çok önce başlar.

[Mar 🪬 @Msinelli09]

@littlevictorsio Siii

[oomf @userproyectado]

El agotamiento por empatía es tan real, estoy cansado de entender a las personas

[angie ✩ ₊˚ 🇨🇴 @hothwxlls]

La vida cuando empiezas a aceptar que era un hombre corriente y solo estabas idealizando a un idiota

[Mar 🪬 @Msinelli09]

Más raro esa anuladera de gol

[Love Culture @itsloveculture]

fica MUITO mais engraçado quando você descobre que ela se casou cinco vezes… e ele já estava cansado de ir a todos os casamentos.

[LDR @LucasDLaRosa]

Yo quería que se retirara ganándose el Mundial 😭🇵🇹⚽️

[Nico @Nico__________9]

Le sangraban a diario las heridas de haberlo dado todo y no servir de nada.

[D A L B @zerep_dalb]

mujeres: no me respondes hace 2 horas, ya no podemos ser amigas

- mi mejor amigo y yo después de 5 años sin vernos:

[Mar 🪬 @Msinelli09]

Me emperra la impuntualidad

[angie ✩ ₊˚ 🇨🇴 @hothwxlls]

Viva Colombia y eso, pero que hijueputa arquero de República del Congo

[Mar 🪬 @Msinelli09]

Dios mío pobre lucho 😭😭😭😭

[Premios Popis @PremiosPopis]

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[𝓝𝓲𝓬𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓮 𝓕𝓠 💋 @Nicollefq]

Twitter off:

[Gastón🫀 @gastonfyp]

qué sabrá de amor la gente que no ha escrito cartas

[I. @ivanzavalafit]

"Lo manejaste muy bien.”
No, no lo manejé, se lo entregué a Dios.