I am very pleased to announce that my bug colour wheel has been accepted into this year’s Royal Academy summer exhibition. This is my sixth time. Have a look it opens on the 16th of June.
@royalacademy
We were in a park yesterday and my 5-year-old immediately recognized a squirrel. I started crying. My baby Einstein just passed a presidential cognitive test.
I'm sorry, if you had pitched "Donald Trump will get Milli Vanilli to play in honor of America's 250th birthday" as a joke on Weekend Update they would have laughed you out of the room.
What does it say about James Talarico that the two big Republican criticisms of him aren't even true?
He's neither trans nor vegan.
Also, there is nothing wrong with being either or both. But that shows the Republicans really are just a party of name-calling schoolchildren bullies.
@RadioFreeTom Excellent essay, Professor. I knew you were right when I read it 5 years ago. But now I have a moniker in answer to your last sentence. Not my word, but someone called him a shillbilly, and that is pretty accurate.
Forgive me for sounding like a broken record, but we are not a Christian nation. We are a nation where you are free to be a Christian.
Your religion guides you, not all of us. It’s as simple as that.