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[🏝🏡🌊Melz™ 🌊🏡🏝 @MsJaryn]

@RealAdamRose 😳

[Denise Scott @_denisescott]

Today I mixed baking soda & water into a paste to remove a coffee stain from a white sheet. I then dissolved baking soda in glass of water to help alleviate my heartburn. I’m having a fucking wild time in 2022

[Rhys Muldoon @rhysam]

Does anyone honestly think if the media didn’t have something on Dan Andrews they wouldn’t have used it by now?

[MFWitches @MFWitches]

Aren’t they rioting because they don’t like needles?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Does anyone remember My WiFi password?

[Josh Burns @joshburnsmp]

So Scott Morrison has officially advised the states that October's Pfizer allocations are going to be reduced.

He hasn't advised by how much or what he's doing to fix it.

Now he's jetting off overseas.
#auspol

[slsandpet 🐨🐨🖤🍉Dr @slsandpet]

“Heartbreaking “ that Porter has to step down says Stuart Robert

Robodebt suicides are heartbreaking. Porter deserves the sack

[Tim Watts MP @TimWattsMP]

Barnaby Joyce on Christian Porter this morning: “I’ll put money that we’ll see him back again.”

This is how integrity is treated under the Morrison-Joyce government.

It’s just minor political question to be managed.

[Blind Trust & Tassie Devil member @Sammyboy7777Sam]

"I'm not his boss, the people of Pearce are his boss"

Is that the PM's latest "I don't hold a hose mate." moment?

[Mike Carlton @MikeCarlton01]

My fellow Australians, would you please welcome our Acting Prime Minister…

[Is Rupert Murdoch Dead? @MurdochDead]

He’s still alive.

[Is Rupert Murdoch Dead? @MurdochDead]

He’s still alive.

[Dr Sassenach @Dr_Sassenach]

I hate Scott with the passion of a thousand suns

[Ronni🧂Salt-WhoWroteGunnawahYeahThatOne @RonniSalt]

Gladys cancelled the golden government pressers because it's going to get very murky for her as the ICAC train approaches.

That's it. That's the tweet.

[Dee Madigan @deemadigan]

Morrison saying they didn’t pursue Pfizer because they were concentrating on home grown vaccine.

Other countries pursued both options.

It is entirely possible to walk and chew gum at the same time.

It’s just that @ScottMorrisonMP can’t.

[Jim Belushi @JimBelushi]

Here’s my spinach:

[Denise Scott @_denisescott]

Homemade bong fashioned from tomato sauce bottle, possibly never used. We found it in our rubbish bin on the nature strip. Did someone have a life changing moment? Were the cops approaching? Anyway point is something happened! It’s day 214 In lockdown and something happened!!!!

[JAH @DrJulieAH]

There is no real ‘national plan.’ There is just a re-election plan.

[Marko @AusLoafer]

Just received 22 flat screen TVs from Harvey Norman that weren't for me so I've decided to return 6 and call it even.

#auspol #jobkeeper #rorts