Michael Schwartz, Ph.D.

Associate Professor of English, infernal medicine, surgical ontology, metaphysical therapy

[Michael Schwartz, Ph.D. @MSJSBWPB]

@equitybruin I’m not sure that goes with UCLA’s academic reputation, but sure. Good luck with that.

[Michael Schwartz, Ph.D. @MSJSBWPB]

@CBKReport I’d bet on UConn, Houston or Baylor. I’m an Arizona fan and think we’re for real. I’m just exceedingly pessimistic given our under-performance in so many NCAA tourneys.

[Michael Schwartz, Ph.D. @MSJSBWPB]

@KosherBruin @UCLA_Geek Enfield is recruiting as well as any coach USC has ever had. Their bar for success isn’t set nearly as high as UCLA’s, so as long as Enfield keeps the talent rolling in and gets to the ncaa tournament, he’ll be fine. Ucla hasn’t won a national title since ‘95.

[Michael Schwartz, Ph.D. @MSJSBWPB]

@KosherBruin @UCLA_Geek How’s that institutional support working out for Chip Kelly? How did it go for Steve Alford? Ucla has failed to maintain high status in either basketball or football, for decades. They also fired their best hoops coach post-Wooden 😂

[Michael Schwartz, Ph.D. @MSJSBWPB]

@KosherBruin @UCLA_Geek And compare this to actual college towns like Durham, Lawrence, Columbus, Ann Arbor, Eugene, Austin, Lexington, etc. these will always be better job locations than Westwood, as nice as the L.A. area may be.

[Michael Schwartz, Ph.D. @MSJSBWPB]

@KosherBruin @UCLA_Geek Enfield has won 7 of his last 11 games vs UCLA. I can’t see ucla beating usc even once this year, so Enfield’s dominance over ucla is about to get even stronger.

[Michael Schwartz, Ph.D. @MSJSBWPB]

@RonFilipkowski JD Vance may be the greatest beneficiary of maga. Even more than papa fuckhead.

[Michael Schwartz, Ph.D. @MSJSBWPB]

@UCLA_Geek What about 2020-21 and 2021-22, when ucla was picked to win the Pac and didn’t? No Pac team is regularly overhyped more than ucla.

[Michael Schwartz, Ph.D. @MSJSBWPB]

@CatCountryAZ Colorado and Utah are probably among the top 25 teams in the country. USC will get there by season’s end. Ucla is garbage…need a real coach.

[Michael Schwartz, Ph.D. @MSJSBWPB]

@Deshawn64753613 @CBKReport Duke is always ranked based on their “potential,” not on actual game outcomes.

[Michael Schwartz, Ph.D. @MSJSBWPB]

@CBKReport AZ fan here. I think Purdue will undoubtedly challenge us more than anyone to this point. But we DO have a guy to slow down/guard Edey in Oumar Ballo. I don’t think Edey’s had to face anyone as big and strong as Ballo this season. Should be a great game. Go Cats!

[Michael Schwartz, Ph.D. @MSJSBWPB]

@mmpadellan @mmpadellan, it’s a mistake to frame him as a “politician” or a “candidate.” He’s MAGA Yankees. Or Packers. Or Cowboys. He’s a sports team/star. And as we know, fans of sports teams/stars only care about winning and trash-talking. The shirts, hats, etc. just like sports.

[Michael Schwartz, Ph.D. @MSJSBWPB]

@esglaude On point as usual, Dr. Glaude. Thank you for weighing in on this @esglaude

[Michael Schwartz, Ph.D. @MSJSBWPB]

@jasonscheer They’re coached by Mick Cronin 😂 of course they could miss the tournament.

[Michael Schwartz, Ph.D. @MSJSBWPB]

@ironmikeluke And what’s crazy is I still think there’s a lot of room for improvement with this team. Our bench could get stronger, and Larsson and Boswell could become more consistent.

[Michael Schwartz, Ph.D. @MSJSBWPB]

@jasonscheer Cronin’s a loser, and he’s prickly. It’s why UCLA’s recruiting has fallen off.

[Michael Schwartz, Ph.D. @MSJSBWPB]

@OgScarry @UCLAMBB Cronin doesn’t know how to recruit at a school like UCLA. This reality is slowly emerging.

[Michael Schwartz, Ph.D. @MSJSBWPB]

@UCLAMBB The Cronin era: its high point was when Alford’s players were still here